𝕮𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖔

Bisexual Stag 21 Years Old Multifandom

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Updated May 23, 2026

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Hello there, the name’s Cayetano but I also go by Bernard! I like to blabber on about Red Dead Redemption 2, Outlast (One, Whistleblower), Wolfenstein (TNO, TOB, TNC), and Inglorious Basterds. Please interact if you have a RDR2 or Wolfenstein oc, I’d love to hear about them. Bonus points if you dig oc x oc roleplay!

One day I may muster up the courage to write a Wolfenstein fan fiction, lord knows this fandom needs more of them.

Favorite Character(s): Dutch van der Linde, Hosea Matthews, Klaus Kreutz, Rudi Jäger, Sigrun Engel, Probst Wyatt III, Miles Upshur, Hugo Stiglitz

Favorite Ship(s): Vandermatthews, Hosea x Bessie (RDR2), Camerashipping, Hugo Stiglitz x Donny Donowitz

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This scene was so hilarious to me for no reason. Donny was having none of it bro. 💀✋

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Part two of my Wolfenstein animal headcanons

Sigrun Engel

Ragdoll Cat

Bubi

Bobcat

B.J Blazkowicz

Canaan Dog

Rudi Jäger

Jaguar

Caroline Becker

German Rex

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Y’all hear me out please; gender swapped masc4masc Hugo Stiglitz x Donny Donowitz. I desperately need me a good 2000 words one shot fan fiction based around this very concept. I know it’s already too much to ask for with this being such a rare ship as it is but I hope this post reaches someone who sees my vision.

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Part one of my Wolfenstein animal headcanons

Irene Engel

North American Cougar

Probst Wyatt III

(Chocolate) Labrador Retriever

Fergus Reid

Weasel

Wilhelm Strasse (Deathshead)

Sphynx Cat

Klaus Kreutz

Leopard (Get it? Because he’s a prime example of “leopards ate my face”?)

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we’re all in agreement that there is no heterosexual explanation for the nickname ‘old girl’ right

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If we are in agreement about anything in this fandom it’s this lmaoo

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Yes king get up!

[mikeycalabaza]

Lo que va a pasar en las fanfics porque me niego a que se muera Hugo ahí también

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La neta yo apoyo que lo dejen vivir en las fanfics porque son mamadas como lo mataron en al película en mi opinión

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Bubi was so zesty for no reason bro lmaoo.

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copy and pasting this from a pinterest thread i commented on but i want to complain about people who claim landa ‘isnt ideologically’ a nazi or doesnt share their racial ideology. because there is absolutely no evidence to support this and in fact more evidence to the contrary.

If you pay attention to his medals ^ in the restaurant scene, you will notice he has a Blood Order medal (circled for your convenience). This was only awarded to members who;

1. joined prior to 1932 and participated in the putsch of 1923

2. joined before 1933 or faced prison time for party membership before 1933

3. (exclusive to the austrian nazi party) participated in the putsch of 1934, or faced prison time for nazi activity.

Keep in mind that austria outlawed nazism and banned the nazi party in 1933. Whether landa earned the blood order for his actions in 1923 or in the 1930s, it was not socially advantageous in any way to be a Nazi (when they did not have any power yet). There is no reason I can see for him to do this if he didn’t believe in Nazi racial ideology at least a little.

About his speech in the opening scene, I don’t think this is as solid of an implication as people say because he is still comparing Jews to animals: the only difference is to him its a predator/prey dynamic, when to the other Nazis its a human/pest dynamic. Or if you look at what he says to Aldo & Utivich, claiming he doesn’t like being called the Jew Hunter (contrary to what he says in the opening scene), the whole scene is him trying to water down his involvement in the regime and seem like a normal man ‘just following orders’.

Tldr; nazi is racist, fork found in kitchen

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And even if he wasn’t a Nazi (which he is lmao) he is still an incredibly evil person in the movie. He showed no mercy killing Shosanna’s family and still actively torments her after that traumatic event since it is heavily implied he knows who she is in that one scene at the big dinner table. This is absolutely not to say you are automatically a bad person for liking Hans Landa because you can like evil characters without justifying their terrible actions but some people out here lowkey glazing his actions and verge on the edge of just straight up being Nazi apologists which is really disrespectful.

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Yes king get up!

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Bruh where all my Donny x Hugo enjoyers at? 🥀

[washedgoat]

His natural aegyo is so refreshing ㅋㅋㅋ

[daatyichudnik]

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Not to mention it feels more in character for B.J to choose Wyatt since he’s so young and has so much more of his life left to live. Fergus is fucking hilarious and knows so much more than Wyatt does but there’s just something so special about Wyatt’s contribution to the resistance that I can’t imagine the show not including him.

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EXACTLY!!!

and like. fergus literally does very much tell bj to "save the kid", and subsequently is not especially forgiving of having what he meant to be his last wishes completely disregarded! and while they both have survivor's guilt they beat themselves up about (which. y'know. anyone would!), my impression was that fergus never really forgives bj for not listening to him and fulfilling BOTH of their duty to look after their men, whereas wyatt's hang-up is much more focused on feeling he can never do enough to Earn his survival...

i've honestly never seen anyone share a particularly good reason behind choosing fergus, it's quite literally just all gamerbros just barely too cowardly to admit they really want to suck gideon emery's dick!

the only decent reason to bother with the fergus timeline at all imo is to experience tekla, but. literally no point once you get to new colossus to stick with that decision!! if it were me adapting the games, i'd go for the wyatt timeline but just. have both tekla and j there in the new order part of the story, and have fergus feature in flashbacks periodically (along with wesley!).

i'm fine with the whole wyatt/fergus timeline split for the sake of game replayability, but... it seems really obvious to me that the wyatt timeline ought to be the canonical one, just. thematically? all around?

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Yes exactly! It makes complete sense that Fergus wouldn’t forgive B.J. I mean sacrificing such a young member of your team to an absolute psychopath like Deathshead just to save your buddy who you’ve known for longer would put a bad taste in anyone’s mouth. It just makes B.J. seem like Deathshead, someone who cares more about efficiency and his own bias than about humanity and I just can’t look past it personally.

No I totally agree, having both J and Tekla in the Wyatt timeline would have been great and I think your approach with Fergus and Tekla should be what they do in the show unless they are willing to make both the timelines.

“it's quite literally just all gamerbros just barely too cowardly to admit they really want to suck gideon emery's dick!” Gave me a good chuckle because you are so right lmao.

I really agree with your take on Wyatt here you really puts into words why I would much prefer the Wyatt timeline in the show!

[brilliancetheory]

--"The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity among German soldiers is simple. As a German enlisted man, he killed thirteen Gestapo officers. Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. Needless to say, once the Basterds heard of him, he never got there."

Til Schweiger as Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino

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I love this man and the look of pure disgust he constantly has around Nazis, truly one of the most goated motherfuckers in this movie.

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Hello to the tiny community that is the Wolfenstein fandom. I created a private Discord server a while back for anyone who likes to talk about Wolfenstein and make OCs based around the games. If you are at least 18 years old and would like to get an invite to the server, hit me up in my DMs here on Tumblr!

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Not to mention it feels more in character for B.J to choose Wyatt since he’s so young and has so much more of his life left to live. Fergus is fucking hilarious and knows so much more than Wyatt does but there’s just something so special about Wyatt’s contribution to the resistance that I can’t imagine the show not including him.

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Yo I love Rudi Jäger!!! :0

Yoo less gooo another Rudi fan found in the wild!! He is hands down one of the best villains in the Wolfenstein series and whoever wrote him was a comedic genius.