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Part one of my Wolfenstein animal headcanons
Irene Engel
North American Cougar
Probst Wyatt III
(Chocolate) Labrador Retriever
Fergus Reid
Weasel
Wilhelm Strasse (Deathshead)
Sphynx Cat
Klaus Kreutz
Leopard (Get it? Because he’s a prime example of “leopards ate my face”?)
even more Wolfenstein Youngblood headcanons!!!!
Soph failed her driving test seven times
Six times was because of parallel parking
The other time was because she ran over a curb because she got distracted
Jess can’t even drive
Abby usually drives them everywhere because Jess can’t and Soph driving makes her nervous
Jess raised rabbits her sophomore year and got too attached to them
Soph has amazing stamina
Jess,,,,not so much
If she runs too long she will throw up
She’s not out of shape or something, in fact she’s worryingly light for her age, she just doesn’t have much endurance
She has a high pain tolerance, though
Both twins have the stuffed animals they got when they were born
Soph’s is a wolf, Jess’ is a lion
Soph has hers on her shelf, but Jess still sleeps with hers
Abby was valedictorian no cap
Jess and Soph were 21st and 30th of their class
Soph’s middle name is Caroline
Jess’ is Lynn
Jess lowkey has an addiction to chewing gum
Soph is closer to their mother than Jess is
But Jess is closer to B.J.
Both twins blame themselves over Abby losing her eye
After taking the knife out and Abby was getting patched up, Jess said she had to take a breather and she went to an empty room and had a panic attack
When out in Paris, the twins have to sleep near each other
Jess will sometimes lay her head in Soph’s lap and Soph will lay a hand on her side protectively
Soph rarely has panic attacks, but when she does it’s hard to calm her down because she freaks out and doesn’t understand why this is happening to her
Soph once pulled her retainer out with pliers
Part two of my Wolfenstein animal headcanons
Sigrun Engel
Ragdoll Cat
Bubi
Bobcat
B.J Blazkowicz
Canaan Dog
Rudi Jäger
Jaguar
Caroline Becker
German Rex
The 7 Reid Brothers
Remember when I headcanoned Fergus having 6 brothers?
Here's the list, oldest to youngest and their occupations. You're welcome.
Saun Reid: Construction Foreman.
Hammish Reid (Twin): Farmer.
Dodger Reid (Twin): Farmer.
Fergus Reid: Airplane Mechanic, Pilot, Veteran.
Flinley Reid: Unemployed.
Connor Reid: Lawyer.
Phillip Reid: Writer.
Mary Reid: Single mother, champ.
The Terror Twins and The Power Suit
It took them approximately fifty-three (53) minutes to get it on
At first they were like “Okay we put it on like a shirt” onlto to realize the top and bottom did not attach
Jess suggested that maybe it opens in the front and you put it on like a jacket!
So they try
No luck
“D....do we put our legs in the head hole????”
Cue Soph attempting this and SLAMMING into the ground because she fell over
They literally had to put the suits away and sit down for a few minutes to think and calm their nerves
Abby was going to tell them how to put the suits on but then found the process of elimination too funny to interrupt
Jess was the first one to figure out that you have to shrink the suit down to where they look like shoes, step into the shoe-like shape, and then it will grow up your body
And when this happened she screamed because it scared her
Soph follows soon
Abby claps for them
Jess: Oh....wow....this is so tight...it’s kinda hard to breathe in here.
Soph: THERE’S NO ROOM FOR MY TIDDIE
Jess really really really doesn’t like the texture of the Power Suit
She finds it very itchy and uncomfortable and it’s hard for her to breathe
So she wears leggings and a long sleeved shirt under it
Which overheats her a lot because the suit is apparently super hot as well
Soph has no problem with the suit
“Maybe it’s just your suit, sis. Here, let’s switch!”
They switch
Jess swears Soph’s is worse
They switch back
Sometimes the itch goes through her shirt and she puts on more and then gets heatstroke in France
God forbid they’re near fire
Both twins have launched themselves directly into the ceiling with the enhanced jumping
Soph has ripped a Nazi’s head off while wearing the suit before
Jess got pinned and she kicked the guard and the claws on the suit went RIGHT INTO HIM
Jess’ favorite Power Suit color is Black Death
Soph’s favorite is Rat Look
“Because ur a rat” -Jess
more Wolfenstein Youngblood headcanons!!!!
Abby is panromantic asexual
On my other post I said the twin’s sexualities but I’ll put them again: Soph is a lesbian and Jess is acearo
Jess has ADHD!!!!!!!
Sorry I don’t make the rules
She Does Not belong to the neurotypicals
In school Soph took a creative writing and journalism class and was sorta embarrassed about it at first but she actually really enjoyed it a lot
Jess took forensics and anatomy her junior and senior year
You already know Abby took all advanced classes and she somehow still had so much free time
Jess once had a 121 in her History class and Nobody Knew How
Soph has played every sport that has ever existed at least once
Whenever a book project was due the twins ALWAYS did Arthur and Kenneth as their book
Every
Single
Time
Soph took Latin for two years and all she remembers how to say is hotdog
Jess has only been kissed one (1) time by someone who wasn’t a family member and that someone was Abby
Because of a dare
(They both hated it)
Abby has a pet beta fish named Leonardo
Jess’ worst habit is chewing on things
One year Soph bought her a pack of straws as a birthday present
She’ll also bite her fingernails until they’re down to the quick and complain about it hurting
Abby suggested her putting bandaids on her fingertips to stop her from gnawing on them
She does
She chews through the bandaids
During the first time Jess uses a gun, the kickback of shooting hit her right in the eye
Abby, Soph, and Jess all went to prom together
The theme was Royal Garden
Soph and Jess dressed up as gardeners and Abby wore a floral dress to go with it
When angry, both twins will slip into Polish and start yelling entirely in that language
Soph was a local in her school’s principal’s office. However, they were for good reasons, like beating up her sister’s bullies or racist bastards messing with Abby
The twins tried to convince their teachers that their names were Arthur and Kenneth
Things Jess did when I was playing Soph in Wolfenstein Youngblood
“Woah, come take a look at this!!”
Soph walks over
She’s looking at a mini computer
The sixth mini computer we’ve seen
Continuously runs into Soph or stands super close to her
Spawned inside the dining area on the zeppelin even though Soph had yet to go through the vent
She stands facing a corner and won’t move. “Wait, what?” She finally turns around and just stares
Soph gives her a pep. I hear the loud pitter-patter of her footsteps as she runs from wherever the fuck she is. “Thanks, Soph!”
Soph power jumps up to the vent in the power jump introduction area. She looks down at the ground. Jess is just standing there and goes, “Hello :)”
When the sisters are far apart, Jess will tell Soph to wait for her, unlike Soph who tells her to “chill” and “calm down”
Soph went down and she yelled, “I’m coming, Soph, I’m coming!” in this really frantic, scared voice 🥺🥺
Went down again. She literally ran around in circles
Conclusion: I love her so much
I return from hiatus. More art and headcanons coming your way soon.
Feel free to submit requests. The box is open. ♡♡
