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It's my birthday!
Sometimes i really think i should learn how to cook
You probably should. It's more rewarding than just having someone else make it.
well that was lovely fuckin news
how bout a celebratory bottle of cyanide for dinner
Whats got you down, dude?
god decided to piss in my cheerios
then fuck me in the ass with a trident
well that was lovely fuckin news
how bout a celebratory bottle of cyanide for dinner
it was just a fuckin lamp okay like
i dont see what the big deal even is like
ill break a hundred fuckin lamps if i want to
hell muthafucka ill break yo ass too
whatcha gon do
Are you okay…..?
i unno whatcha talkin about
just a fuckin lamp and a dude with a split foot
it was just a fuckin lamp okay like
i dont see what the big deal even is like
ill break a hundred fuckin lamps if i want to
hell muthafucka ill break yo ass too
whatcha gon do
Oh please, don’t give me that bullshit about wanting to make me feel better. I wasn’t lonesome. Being by yourself and being lonely is two completely things.Â
Just sayin' you looked like it. Didn't say you actually were. Guess that's what I get for assuming. Whatever.
I'll see you around, I guess. Have a good night.
No you personally haven’t done that much to me, but I’m already in a shitty mood and I don’t feel like talking to you. I tried to get you to go away countless times but you stayed just to annoy me. And no thank you, you aren’t going to pull a Mean Girls on me.
I didn't stay to annoy you. I stayed because you looked lonesome. But I'm just going to guess that's your face, and you're always gonna be a stuck up female.
In which case, i will finally depart. Only because I could not succeed in making you feel better. And not because you told me to.
*shrugs*
Well aren’t you just such a gentleman, then, for apologizing. That makes everything better. And you know what? Now that you say that, I think we started off on the wrong foot. I apologize, too. That makes everything go away, right?Â
I don't understand where all of this hostility is coming from.
I really haven't done anything to you at all.
But if you do insist upon prolonging this shitty tension, I might have to just replace your face moisturizer with foot cream and start feeding you extremely high protein bars until your pretty little face is no more.
I’m not really sure what kind of a reaction you’re wanting out of me, dude. If you’re expecting to yell at a girl so she can cry and you can feel manly or some shit, you’ve picked the wrong girl. Hearing a guy like you say he isn’t sexually attractive to me isn’t really such a bad thing. It’s actually pretty relieving.Â
I actually really have no intentions of trying to get a rise out of you at all. I don't like to make anybody cry. I don't have to compensate for a lack of manliness. I'm a pussy at best, I'm well aware.
You really do seem to think it's all about you though.
I'm not trying to tear you down by saying you don't make me hard. I'm just trying to point out the logic, here.
You're really interpreting me the wrong way, and that's probably half my fault. And for that I apologize.
I think I have enough good looks to be a little, conceited, don’t you? Conventionally attractive. That’s a new one. Good looks actually means a lot from where I’m from, so I have plenty of arguments for that point there. Yeah well I haven’t met one guy yet who has made me think differently than that, so that’s my opinion on them. And about that non-feminism quote, I don’t even have a comment about that.
I really don't think so, no. I don't think anyone really has any right to consider themselves better than anyone else, especially based on something so silly as physical appearances.Â
The misandry thing was a joke, chill the hell out. *laugh*
And yeah. Conventional beauty. It's something you possess. Most people would find you attractive because you are what society says is an acceptable definition of beauty.
I, however, don't find you particularly sexually attractive. Aesthetically pleasing, sure. Attractive to me personally? Not at all.
Alrighty. I’ll start. John ==> truth or dare?
I dare you to allow yourself to be punched in the crotch one time by someone of your choosing.
Alrighty. I'll start. John ==> truth or dare?
Truth or dare!
I have one vote.
And playing with two person is very unfun.
Anyone else wanna play a thing?
I’m down for truth or dare.Â
Two votes in favor of the thing. One more person and we can play? Sound good?
Who wants to play a game.
Truth or dare!
I have one vote.
And playing with two person is very unfun.
Anyone else wanna play a thing?
Who wants to play a game.