sink or swim

[hunterhuntd]

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

frankie: congrats on always ruining everythinghunter: i can pretend like i know what you’re talking about but according to you and miles i ruin most things so i’m not sure which issue you’re complaining about.

[hunterhuntd]

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner? - miles

miles: should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?hunter: well that depends, personally i would go with pizza that’s always the safest option. but if you’re feeling dangerous, maybe chicken wings.

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

[hunterhuntd]

minihollings:

I doubt he cares, does he ever? we’re all just chess pieces in his stupid game. you might as well, because I’m not talking to him again for as long as I live.

don’t worry, i’ll say something to him. he’s been getting on my nerves a lot more lately. i should have listened to miles years ago.

[reginasphalanges]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[finestmoment]

I got fired from my job today, which is totally unfair. apparently my dad said something controversial in the press and it’s bad representation for the company. I hate being a hollingsworth.

[hunterhuntd]

i’m so sorry, franks. dad is such a fucking asshole. does he know what he did? because if not, i will tell him how much of an idiot he is. and then i can tell your boss she’s stupid for fire you over that.

[hunterhuntd]

minihollings:

shush. you are getting this one free pass, but never again will you mock my skin tone! besides, you’re as white as an actual ghost.

rather be a ghost than a tomato. at least being a ghost doesn’t come with added factors of blistering and having to cover myself in plant oil every five minutes.

[finestmoment]

I fell asleep on the back porch and now I’m completely sunburned. I look like a cherry tomato and I’m fully expecting both of my brothers to tease me.

[hunterhuntd]

you are absolutely right, i am going to tease you for days. i don’t even think i’ve ever seen cherry tomatoes that red before.

[finestmoment]

my arm is super itchy, I can barely do anything for myself and I can’t escape my parent’s company. help, I hate hospitals.

[hunterhuntd]

just stick a dull knife down there and scratch. if u do it carefully enough you won’t cut yourself. why do you think i keep leaving? i swear if dad opens his mouth one more time i’m throwing myself out the window.

[hunterhuntd]

text x hunter & miles

frankie: no! it's because some idiot crashed into my car. I'm hurt pretty bad... they only just gave me my phone back now.

hunter: what?! well at least you're texting so you're not dead. but dammit frankie, i'll be right there.

[hunterhuntd]

text x hunter & miles

frankie: I'm in the hospital... :(

hunter: why the hell are you in the hospital? is this because of this guy you're with? i will kill him i swear.

[hunterhuntd]

“Hey, I said stop!”

hunter couldn’t stop laughing as he watched frankie’s horror at him fake creating her a tinder account. she already had guys messaging her and hunter was replying. “oh this guy seems to really like you.” suddenly his eyes widened and he gagged. “oh my god! jesus christ, abort mission.” hunter tossed frankie’s phone back to her, disgusted by the private picture the guy messaged her so quickly. “excuse me while i go sterilize my eyeballs.”

[ghostling]

Four Word . Prompts

“Please, come with me.”

“You’re always number one.”

“I can’t do this.”

“I won’t let you.”

“Maybe I’m just crazy.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“Honestly, just stop it.”

“I believe in you.”

“Don’t be an ass.”

“Who were you with?”

“Please talk to me.”

“I can’t trust you.”

“I need you, though.”

“Don’t be fucking rude.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“So, it was you.”

“I need to go.”

“Just stay with me.”

“You can trust me.”

“Alright, I love you.”

“I’m sorry, but no.”

“Will you help me?”

“You’re a terrible cook.”

“Can you shut up!?”

“You love me, right?”

“I really need you.”

“I don’t love you.”

“I’m not doing this.”

“I really need you.”

“You don’t want me.”

“Let me help you.”

“You’re such a bitch.”

“I can’t do this.”

“You think you’re funny?”

“Hey, I said stop!”

“Will you marry me?”

“Wanna go out sometime?”

“I don’t want this.”

“You always this quiet?”

“Are you fucking insane!?”

“I don’t want you.”

“I’m not wearing that.”

“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

“This was never right.”

“You look really tired.”

“I’m out of here.”

“You need to go.”

[hunterhuntd]

text → open

miles: i ran into my father at degrassi. you know he was only there for a photo opp and not to actually help anything.

miles: he plays a real good "concerned citizen" when he needs to. he could have won an emmy.

hunter: are you at all surprised? that's what he does. then he'll throw some money at it and keep it moving without ever having to put in the least bit of manual labor.

[hunterhuntd]

minihollings:

he’s not the only one getting what he wants. I promise I’ll stop the second I start feeling bad about it. the only reason I’m telling you any of this is because I know you respect me enough to let me make my own decisions.

okay, alright fine. i know, even if i don’t agree with them, as long as it doesn’t get you into any trouble or hurt you. but i just hope you realize you deserve more than that.

[hunterhuntd]

minihollings:

okay, maybe I didn’t date the most charming of guys, but this isn’t the same thing. I know it’s gross to hear your sister talking about non serious hook ups, but that’s all this is. I like him, but it doesn’t have to mean anything. because, you already know. miles doesn’t need to hear about any of this.

it’s not just that hearing about your sister’s hook ups are gross, i also hate the though of someone treating you that way. it’s not right. just be careful and don’t let this guy take advantage of you. fine, i won’t tell him. but only because he will probably go and try to beat this guy up and get his ass kicked. but if he hurts you in any way...