far from nowhere

[ohmyklaus]

Best of Kai - 107 / ∞

[heartbreakhur]

[ntoriouszig]

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished. maya

maya:if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished. zig: what the fuck else is new, you always hate me. this isn’t a shock. no matter what i do, i will never be good enough for you.   

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

[ntoriouszig]

minihollings:

must have done something pretty intense for them to just shut you out like that. you do have a place to stay now, right?

it was more like multiple things i think. i guess they just decided they were too good for me. not really, i’m hoping from couch to couch, shelters and shit but it’s all good. 

[ntoriouszig]

minihollings:

trust me, the list would be too long. just try to laugh at the things old you did. I haven’t even talked to shay in forever. are they mad at you or something?

i would if they were funny but they just ended up fucking everything up. i used to live with them but they kicked me out, haven’t talked to tiny in a long time.

[ntoriouszig]

minihollings:

I was less of an idiot and more of a clueless little girl. but I don’t regret anything high school me did. I had fun. I doubt you’re as bad as you think.

it must feel nice to live without regrets, i wish i could say the same. ha, i beg to differ. just ask tiny or shay.

[ntoriouszig]

minihollings:

I think esme is sorry for what happened in high school, she’s better now. I really doubt she wanted you to have a broken heart.

i haven’t really spoken to her since graduating. i mean that was a long time ago obviously i don’t hold anything against her or anything. we were idiot kids, at least i was...still am.

[ntoriouszig]

minihollings:

I guess that’s part of the perks of adulting. I could… but I know esme told me you and maya broke up. that really sucks, I’m sorry.

there’s many perks to adulting but a lot of shit too. of course she did, i’m sure she’s thrilled, right?

[ntoriouszig]

minihollings:

did you even really go to class when you had hangovers? but I guess that’s good, you have something that makes you happy… sort of.

well....no but its nice to know that i don’t have to or won’t be yelled at for sleeping in. you could say that.

[ntoriouszig]

creativelyimogen:

i guess that is one perk! my big perk of not being in school was being able to sleep until 3 pm and not be judged. we all know i could sleep through anything. 

ha, that too. sleeping in is definitely another perk, especially after a really long night. even if we were judged, who cares? at least we’ve gotten a good amount of sleep.

[ntoriouszig]

best thing about not being in school anymore? being able to continue to have fun through sunday night and not worry about going to class with a hangover the next day. not like that would stop me anyway but it’s the idea that matters.

[aprilkepners-archive]

top 50 degrassi ships: (as voted by my followers) 17/50 zig novak and maya matlin

[musicalmaya]

when I found out volunteers get to stay in hotels with complimentary spa treatments, my fingers and arms cried of happiness. then I saw the room arrangements. who knows if I’ll even show up now.

[ntoriouszig]

thanks maya, i’m happy to spend some time with you too.

[ntoriouszig]

musicalmaya:

how on earth am I torturing you? that’s really out there. we weren’t healthy together. you thought I was cheating on you every waking moment, it was stressful.

okay but why can’t we try again? time has passed, things are different. could you blame me? musicians always cheat on their significant others while touring, was it so out there for me to be a little concerned?

[ntoriouszig]

musicalmaya:

look zig, just because I don’t want to be with you, doesn’t mean I want you to drink yourself to death. at the end of the day, I do still consider you a friend.

well i can’t just consider you a friend maya, i love you. i can’t just be your friend, it hurts too much and you know that yet you still torture me.

[ntoriouszig]

musicalmaya:

you’re the one who let jealousy get the best of you. I don’t want a relationship if it makes me feel like I’m back in high school. I’m not that girl anymore who can just take you back over and over.

so then what are we even doing anymore? why are we even talking? since i’m not good enough for you.