Hunter James Clarington

Hunter Clarington Twenty + 3rd yr Criminal Justice Major Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.

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secondchancesmythe:

Well, the exam was in theatre history, which is rich with information. It went over the drastic changes that have been made to the craft over the years and required specific years that it happened. Then on some questions, the class was given the date something happened and asked for a specific description of the event. Whether this is an easy major is a matter of opinion, but that’s not going to make me a slacker anytime soon.

Alright. I'm bored. Perhaps you do deserve some praise, after all, little Smythe. If only for your ability to stay awake during all of that nonsense.

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gatoseliana:

Unnecessary? You know how many people have died from the flu this year? Not everyone can just go along with life not worrying about a thing so fuck off.

And yet, here you are, alive and kicking. It's quite the shame, really. You sound like nothing more than an overdramatic hypochondriac. You're not dying, unfortunately. You're simply sick. Quite possibly in matters of the head, too. Get over it, won't you? I know I am not the only person around here fed up with your 'woe is me' attitude.

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jayxlynn:

How is one guy such a dick?

I'm willing to forgive that because I do understand that jealousy is a sickness. Really, it makes a lot of sense for you to find me unfavorable. I've had my head on straight; focused on the important aspects of my life, such as education, and potential future. While you were unfortunate enough to end up with a kid that is demanding all of your focus and, likely, sucking the life right out of you.

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alekstjames:

…Want a medal?

Another one? I don't know if I have room for it, considering I have a million other awards dedicated to all of my lifelong achievements

Not looking forward to Spring Break, are we?

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elliottdoublet:

I was going to complain about not having my favourite gym buddy around, but I’m going to be heading home for break too. We’ll just have to catch up when we;re both back in town.

Oh, will you? Where is home for you, Gilbert? -- You’re right. We must catch up when we have both returned to University. What would this ‘catch up’ consist of, exactly? I have an oh so busy schedule, you know. You may have to make it worth my while.

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msemiliafaye:

Well you are not the only one doing wonderful in all of their classes. All my dance teachers are very impressed with my talents. But I am proud of you handsome, is anyone can be successful it is you. Just going home though? Not to a beach with some great company and sights to see?

That’s what I like to hear, beautiful. I got a glimpse of your talent in the video you posted and I, too, am impressed. Thank you. It means a lot coming from a woman of stature, such as yourself. Yes. I will be going home to Denver to visit my parents. Whereas I won't have the beach, I will have great company and sights to see in the form of Mountains. Where will you be spending your Spring Break, Miss Emilia? Somewhere exotic, clad in a bikini, I presume?

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While many have decided to spend their valuable time partying, I've been putting my focus on what truly matters and all of my dedication is paying off. I've been excelling in all of my classes, a feat that, I have no doubt, very few of you would be capable of accomplishing. That said, I must admit that I am rather happy to be gong home for Spring Break to see my family for a much desired vacation. I would be lying if I said I wasn’t counting down the days.

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devwes:

Nothing has prepared me for the amount of time it’s going to take me to do this project now that my sound guy can’t help with the editing. Apparently, some guys value their girlfriends over their homework. Which, don’t get me wrong, if I had a girlfriend there’d be a time or two where I’d feel the same — but he’s bailing out on me for a few days. Here’s hoping my professor is understanding and will give me an extension. 

Unfortunately, there are a many irresponsible college students with skewed priorities. While having a girlfriend is bound to be wonderful, some have failed to realize the importance of prioritizing your academics and your commitments to them. What is/was the project, exactly?

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evans-eli:

Big thank you to whoever trimmed their pubes at the gym in the shower, the cleaner isn’t back in until 8am so guess who had to clean that? I’m all for personal grooming and what-not, but please - do it in your own bathroom.

What gym do you go to? I feel as though it's safe to assume it's in the more more questionable part of town.

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gatoseliana:

Just in case anyone cares I’ve been sick all week long so there’s that. I might be dying. Only a few more hours to live. Basically on my death bed. If you have any last words to say to me now would be the time. My Make a Wish request is already in to meet Steve Harwell. 

Considering how unnecessarily dramatic you are being, perhaps it is in your best interest to go ahead and keel over. Is there any way that I could assist in helping the process along or? Mind your vitamin C -- which in your case is Vitamin Cinematics -- intake before the Make a Wish Foundation realizes you are nothing but a whiny baby.

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secondchancesmythe:

There’s nothing more satisfying than finding out you got the best grade in the class on what the professor described ‘as the toughest exam of the year, even tougher than your final.’ Now, to celebrate. There’s just one question: how should I celebrate this?

I wouldn’t be so hasty to celebrate if I were you. Even the toughest exam in a relatively easy class isn’t all that impressive. So before you start seeking praise, I suggest you inform us all on what this 'toughest exam' entails.

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TEXT 📲 HUNTILIA.

EMILIA: Oh really? Well color me curious.

EMILIA: If you really enjoy it and play your cards right you could some day get your own private showing of a few of my routines.

EMILIA: I typically film in the evening on weekends or during the day on Monday. If any of those days work with you. Well that pretty little face misses you too. It has just been way to long which is unacceptable.

HUNTER: You will have to remain curious, unfortunately. If I were to reveal all of my amazing ideas who is to say you would not take them and do them with another instead of me?

HUNTER: I would love that. But am I allowed to participate and get sweaty with you? You could show me some of those moves of yours.

HUNTER: When it comes to you, my schedule is free. I cannot wait to see you.

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ELLIOTT: I mean, I guess I could pencil you in to my busy schedule..

HUNTER: I will make it worth your while.

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TEXT 📲 HUNTILIA.

EMILIA: You are just full of such great ideas, aren't you handsome?

EMILIA: I hope it was because you saw that dancing video I posted.

EMILIA: But I couldn't agree more I think you would fit right in. And what an amazing video to start with.

HUNTER: You have no idea the kinds of ideas I have.

HUNTER: I would be lying if I said the video had not caught my interest.

HUNTER: When should we get together to film this idea of mine? Soon, I hope. I do miss that pretty little face of yours in person.

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ELLIOTT: What if I said yes?

HUNTER: I would ask when?

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ejhud:

It wasn’t a joke, but I wish it was. Aw, is it because your head is in the game but your heart’s in the song? Unless you’re sticking to the status quo then you gotta break free man.

Do you enjoy making yourself into a walking punchline by going around quoting an overrated musical aimed for children?

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TEXT 📲 HUNTILIA.

HUNTER: You know what I think?

HUNTER: You should feature me on that YouTube Channel of yours.

HUNTER: I hear that the "Boyfriend Does My Makeup Tag" is all the craze when it comes to YouTube Beauty Gurus such as yourself.