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get off of my swamp Eliana Puckerman. 18. Student. Welcome to my life. Self proclaimed meme queen. Softball and iced coffee for dayz. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Shout out to all the pear.

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lionheartedqlf:

Yeah… Uh… eh? 

what?

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msemiliafaye:

Any particular plans you have? Because I know there needs to be a trip to the beach included for sure!

Not anything specific but the beach sounds really awesome

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Text | Nick

Nick: Yeah you are :D I don't think speedos are my thing. My legs are way too white for that shit. Oh thanks babe! lol

Nick: Good! I'm ready to see you.

Eliana: haha omg. Okay see you soon

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Moodboard: Eliana Puckerman - An Actual Child

“Life is too short to play by the rules and be responsible”

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lionheartedqlf:

I’m trans. I ran away, started transitioning, came back… So like, this isn’t how I looked/identified the last time they saw me.

OHHH OKay I see. That’s crazy. I’m sure that’s no easy for anyone. I hope things are okay!

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lionheartedqlf:

Granted, until I came back, neither did they. 

Wait what?

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Text | Nick

Nick: Psh. I break the rules. :D Alright, alright. I guess I'll always wear at least shorts in public. You know, so I don't get arrested or anything like that. Well, you're going to be with me so I automatically love it!

Eliana: I'm dating such a rebel :P At least! unless we are swimming and if speedos are your thing..? Yeah lets not do that. You would get arrested for something dumb like that though. haha.

Eliana: Good. I'm on my way.

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Text | Nick

Nick: Technically you didn't say anything about not wearing pants lol. But I will wear pants. I promise. Alright. Jacket it is. I'm so excited to be spending more time with you.

Eliana: Technically I would hope that would be self explanatory :P You dont have to wear pants with me but in public yes. Yes you do. So am I! I hope you love where we go!

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Text | Nick

Nick: I won't be too comfy. Too comfy will get you me in my underwear. Unless it's cold. Then it's sweatpants. :)

Eliana: BOI what have I told you about no shoes no shirt no service! lol. It might be cold but we will be inside. you can just bring a jacket though incase we walk around. And my mom let me borrow her car.

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glitteredgoldstar:

So we are going on a trip together soon then, yeah?

I hope so! That would be fun, but you know broke girl over here

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Text | Nick

Nick: Okay! I'm getting ready now. What kind of clothes should I wear?

Eliana: Comfy clothes? Haha just anything works.

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glitteredgoldstar:

I’ll be back in four hours, actually. Getting ready to board my plane now!

Oh what a short trip! Well have a good flight. I’ve never been on a plane so I don’t know how things are but yeah! 

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isaacevxns:

There should be a word for the feeling you get after buying something on amazon and realizing you’ve probably made a terrible mistake as a broke ass college student but why does that matter when a 20 pack of air fresheners with Jesus saying “would you like me to take the wheel?” is coming in two days so it’s okay if the next week consists solely of ramen and ice soup; it’ll be worth it. Wow. See? That was a mouthful. There needs to be a word. Or maybe there is a word and I just don’t know it yet ‘cause it hasn’t trended on twitter.

There is. Its called buyers remorse. And something I know all too well! Also why would you buy those? Please tell me you didn’t spend a shit load of money on jesus air fresheners 

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xxclaraa:

So I am sitting in the library, per usual (I like to read mkay), and I leave the table for one second to grab a water from the machine and come back to a rose placed on my book. I’m not sure who it’s from or if it was even for me but it was indeed the best part of my day. So thank you mystery flower giver.

Ewwww thats almost stalkerish though. That means someone was watching you and waiting for you to get up and leave. 

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glitteredgoldstar:

I’m happy to say that my audition today to transfer into TISCH went swimmingly! I didn’t want to talk too much about it as I didn’t want to jinx anything but I feel confident in my abilities to wow the judges and I hope to receive my acceptance letter soon!

Now I’m off to snag a coffee at the Meow Parlor before I dive into the exquisite Broadway performance that is Kinky Boots! And if anyone has interest in the performance I put on today I of course have recordings of my dress rehearsal!

Good luck!!! Have fun while you’re in New York. When are you coming back? 

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Text | Nick

Nick: I'm sure we can find something fun to do.

[days later]

Eliana: I'm getting dressed. I have everything planned for today so get ready!

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lionheartedqlf:

Alex and Parker…

OH. I didn’t know they had a brother.