Hurricane Child

Just another broken hearted bitch with a dating blog. I kiss and tell.

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@TechnicallyRon

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this reads like deep tumblr poetry

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Today’s edition of stupid men, brought to you by this tinder guy!

Sorry for the NSFW language. I just couldn’t stop laughing at how hard he was trying and how he kept ignoring me whenever I said anything.

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I quit men. Officially. He wanted to know why I didn't want to text him.

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And another!

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OH MY GOD I DONT KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. (Not trying to kink shame. The whole profile is just a work of art.)

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Oh my god

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Ew

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More from other people's okcupid adventures!

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My friend has gotten 5 introduction messages from this guy.

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I didn't know there were such things as bisexual rednecks but ok

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With that attitude you definitely aren't going to meet anyone. Ew

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Ew

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And just like that the most attractive person I have ever slept with is out of rotation. This was very kind and I'm posting it because of how kind it is. THIS is how you tell someone you don't have time/interest in dating (though I didn't know we were dating honestly...just thought we were fucking but ok). R.I.P. Giant penis wielding Khal Drogo look-alike. I will masturbate to the thought of you very fondly.

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I received this message within my first hour of joining OKCupid. The creepiness is overwhelming… 

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Since I’ve been inactive lately, HERE IS THIS HEINOUS THING. YOU ARE WELCOME. 

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I have grown bored with tinder. But at least I matched with this guy!