Me: Receives the Pokédex entry for a Pokémon.
Me: Immediately pulls out ruler.

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Fai_Ryy

@theartofmadeline

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Noah Kahan
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Discoholic 🪩
EXPECTATIONS
Mike Driver
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@huskyishusky
Me: Receives the Pokédex entry for a Pokémon.
Me: Immediately pulls out ruler.
I Am Fat
I am fat.
I happen to use this word as a self-descriptor. And I don’t say it to put myself down.
And I certainly do not say it in hopes someone will say, “Oh no, you’re not fat.“
No one says to a tall person, “You’re not tall.” Because ‘tall’ is not a dirty word.
We are programmed to tell each other we’re not fat. Because to many, fat is the worst thing you can be.
Society has turned ‘fat’ into a synonym for ‘ugly’. But fat just means fat.
I’m five foot three, so I call myself short. I’m married, so I call myself a wife. I weigh 240 lbs. so I call myself fat.
And I am beautiful, so I call myself beautiful. And I’m all of those things at once.
- Lillian Bustle
Dat View
I want pizza. But, I don’t want to pay for pizza. I need a pizza daddy.
A Papa John, if you will.
Living that "cute face, chubby waist" life.
Could you handle my crazy?