Smile :)

Hello, I'm over here :) Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Jesus was not a velociraptor.

[gabivcrespo-blog]

[-funnymemes]

[gas-designs]

[auburngal]

It smells out of this world…

[thedankmemes]

[renoirs]

Hello, Tampon makers… Can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I’m opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here.

Renoirs (via renoirs)

[musicinthemiddle]

[weenie-hut-general]

[loweo]

[so-personal]

everything personal 

[ourfunnyworld]

[veryfunnymemes]

[maygun-aylain]

Mooom😂 on We Heart It.

[funnyandhilarious]

He Is Still Laughing At Himself »

[shotgunbabe21-deactivated201902]

Every day I pray I thank God I got her She’s the moon in my shine, the whiskey in my water

Tyler Farr - Whiskey in my water (via shotgunbabe21)

[ele-ctrifying-deactivated201606]

Buying drinks for everybody but the pilot. It’s a party, got this 737 rocking like a G6. Stewardess was something sexy, a little pouring of Coke and whiskey, told her about my condition, got a little mile high flight attention. It’s Mardi Gras up in the clouds, I’m up so high, may never come down. I’ll try anything to drown out the pain. They all know why I’m getting drunk on a plane.

[stability]

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

[humortrain]