Holy Haberdashery, Batman!

kay || optimist || they/them queer

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 1

Lyonel Baratheon (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)

Kermit the frog (The Muppets)

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 37

Sylus (Love and Deepspace)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Odysseus (The Odyssey)

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[sunriseverse]

dumplings for breakfast dumplings for lunch different type of dumplings for dinner and tomorrow. probably also dumplings.

[fatfangs]

the way im incapable of having a conversation about weight with normal people. those conversations feel like a mine field because there are no right answers. im not gonna feel sorry for you that you gained weight and i dont have any dieting tips and your self depreciating weight jokes arent funny and i dont feel like congratulating you on your weight loss with how mean to your past self you are being and it doesnt feel good that you think that me wanting to gain weight is weird or stupid. sorry

[wavelette]

like, the most compelling ships for me always stem out of one thing: the characters have a profound, ongoing effect on each other’s senses of selves. when they are apart, the characters’ actions are still affected by each other. the way they approach the world changes because of the other. 

which is this deeply Austenian view of ideal romantic relationships as mechanisms by which we come to know ourselves better and become better versions of ourselves. good romance, for me, is always tied in with a sense of self-actualization, and the way in which a beloved partner allows a person to know themselves better.

[worldhammerer-old]

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

[jamesspaderspulloutmethod]

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

[elf-kid2]

Maple syrup vampire husband

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

[nuclear-mech-wizard-deactivated]

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

[old-world-bird]

I regret nothing

[hereticqueen2000]

I love every damn thing about it.

[literallyaflame]

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

[isaiahomega]

[jdebbiel]

The girl with the dragon boy

Prints available from June 2-10

[thebutchmessiah]

Dyke arm wrestling, Leeds, May 2026

[greenfinchg-illustration]

Day 31- MerMay2026

🐚 - seafoam - 🐚

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[pusheen]

[peachieharlan]

“This bitch isn’t even a detective he’s just a nosey gay person” - my best friend seeing Benoit Blanc 2022

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[gazpachito]

my version of Kate's SNAP card cause the game won't give it to me 🏹

[wanderinginkpot]

"I asked chatgpt-"

Well I asked the host of the community radio station of a small desert town and he said "Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk", so maybe think about that.

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.