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if i look back, i am lost
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@hvad-fanden
important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck
Haha you don’t know how happy this would make Louis(my friend featured in my videos) he loves lonely island 🥹
The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.
A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.
“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”
The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”
“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”
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#smoking tw
One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding
I love when people are like "oh you think you're such a good person huh" when you never said or implied that because it tells you a lot about how they perceive themselves
Conservatives do this a lot
This is so funny
Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses
this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...
wtf were you gonna say
Please respect my privacy
my deepest apologies
I forgive you
Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus
Proof sequels don’t work
The depths of depravity we encounter in this world are fucking nauseating. How did we mutilate ourselves and our relationships to the point that this could even be considered, let alone adopted? But I guess if we already tolerate armed police in schools it's really only the new technology that makes this shocking. Forget school to prison pipeline, some US schools are functionally already part-time prisons.
worth noting that even though the people of omaha (including the superintendent of OPS) called for the removal of these gloves at the latest school board meeting, bellevue police has so far not honored the request the way omaha has. bpd had no comment when asked by nebraska public media about the situation. allegedly, the superintendent was not aware of the gloves’ use in ops.
I’m not saying phases of the menstrual cycle aren’t real but I am saying their effects have been exaggerated by social media influencers with no medical backgrounds to the point of reinventing Female Hysteria. And all this for the purpose of selling “workout plans” and specialized elixirs and seeds and serums via Amazon storefront.
I always thought the angle of making it easy to dismiss women was the primary purpose and the commercialization was a bonus.
Grandma is so real for this
I'll be honest, there was a time when the only thing I knew about hostels was that they were cheap and had some kind of sexual reputation, partly because they're so cheap.
Min wage should be 80k salaried
Like this isn't an exaggeration. You should be able to rent alone, buy groceries, have disposable income, and still save for a vacation or whatever tf. I cannot emphasize enough how little people are being paid
england and france may hate each other but that tunnel is a work of art and the footage of the breakthrough always makes me tear up a little
look at that, connected by dry land for the first time in hundreds of thousands of years. the channel tunnel is an engineering marvel and i will forever love her
priest kink but midway through sex you find out he's one of those liberal protestant priests so it's like not even a big deal for him. and he just wanted to fuck you for normal reasons
and it didn't even symbolise anything when he sighed and unbuttoned the top button of his shirt and put his clerical collar on the dresser by the side of the bed. his neck was just feeling a bit tight
#I cannot imagine a more tragic disappointment. truly.#how heartbreaking to realize that you're fucking a protestant.
@notbecauseofvictories you get back here and say this with your whole chest
