JASPER

my name is jasper and  i have never had a tantrum in my life.

[hydrothermals]

i dont see why all of the humans make a big deal out of “friend zoning”....me and lapis friend zoned each other. i friend zoned the taskforce. its fine

[hydrothermals]

kARU IS MY FRIEND. THE SMALLEST ONE OF ALL.

I BALANCED HIM ON ONE OF MY BICEPS ONCE.

[hydrothermals]

ANY WAY, LIKE I SAID, GARBAGE.

[taskforcememer]

WE HAVE NOT STOPPED CALLING SUDA TIPPY TAPS SINCE JASPER SAID IT THAT ONE TIME.

[hydrothermals]

ITS HIS TRUE NAME KARL! ITS THE RIGHT ONE!

[taskforcetengu-deactivated20210]

engage tippi taps…. engarde

[taskforcemovedblogz]

i dont knoW What a tippy taps is but ill alloW it.

[hydrothermals]

ITS YOU. LIKE THE NOISE YOUR BIG ''GAY'' PAWS MAKE WHEN THEY CLACK ON THE FLOOR. TIPPY TIPPY TAP.

[hydrothermals]

if we defect to funk planet the first thing i am doing\, before ANYTHING else is engaging tippi taps in combat.

[hydrothermals]

SO WHO HAS A PLANET WITH ROCKS AND AN INTERETNET CONNECTION ON IT, WHERE ME AND A RUDE  WATER GEM CAN BE LEFT ALONE.

[taskforcememer]

FUNKPLANET.

[hydrothermals]

WORKABLE....

[taskforcemovedblogz]

*puts doWn my nail file and inspects my majestic talons, noW perfectly shaped and ready to Kill* noW about this “banter” youVe been posting… *looks oVer at you, lifts my diamond encrusted Wine glass to my lips and takes a sip* … you and i both jnoW its not top at all, lad…

[hydrothermals]

YOUR BANTER ISNT ANY BETTER JSUT BECAUSE YOUR ARE USING PRINCESS'S FOR YOUR CUTLERY, SUDER

[hydrothermals]

SO WHO HAS A PLANET WITH ROCKS AND AN INTERETNET CONNECTION ON IT, WHERE ME AND A RUDE  WATER GEM CAN BE LEFT ALONE.

[hydrothermals]

and now that the diamond authority has stopped sureveilling me on line, i can finally talk about how bad i wangt to get out of this cluster of human waste compartments that my superiors liek to call “homeworld”

[taskforcemovedblogz]

didnt ask.

[hydrothermals]

IT JUST GETS SO HARD SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE DONT ERECONGNIZE HOW MUCH COOLER AND MORE BETTER I AM THAN SOME HAIRY PAW-HAVING WRECK...

[hydrothermals]

SOME “CLOWN” YANKED ME BACK BY MY HAIR AND ONTO A SPEAR DURING SPARRING PRACTICE THE OTHER DAY. SO I DONT HAVE BIG HAIR ANYMORE. WHICH IS…GRABAGE

[taskforcemovedblogz]

blocked.

[hydrothermals]

JUST SO YOU KNOW SUDA, THE END OF MY POST WAS NOT AN INTENTSIONAL TYPO AND WAS INSTEAD, A CLEVER WAY FOR ME TO MAKE A PLAY ON WORDS, A ''PIN'' IF YOU WILL, SO THAT I COUDL ONCE AGAIN BEAT YOUR ASS IN THE BANTERS, AND IM PERSONALLY GLAD TO SEE THAT IT WORKED, AND THAT I AM STILL BETTER THAN YOUL.

[hydrothermals]

SOME “CLOWN” YANKED ME BACK BY MY HAIR AND ONTO A SPEAR DURING SPARRING PRACTICE THE OTHER DAY. SO I DONT HAVE BIG HAIR ANYMORE. WHICH IS...GRABAGE

[hydrothermals]

KEEP YOURN FLESH SACK AWAKE. “HI”. SORRY FOR THE ABSENSE, I WAS IN PRISON MOSTLY.

[crownsandcuttlefish]

I know t)(e feeling! It’s okay, I’m just glad you’re out now!!

[hydrothermals]

FOR NOW AT LEAST. IT SEEMS LIKE IVE GOTTEN REALLY GOOD AT GETTING IMPRISONED.

[taskforcemovedblogz]

then shes not a friend at all.

[hydrothermals]

I DONT THINK THATS STHE ISSUE. I THINK ITS JUST THAT THING THGAT HAPPENS WHERE SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE TASTE

[crownsandcuttlefish]

I’ve been slowly falling asleep, but Jasper is around for t)(e first time in FOR—EV——ER!!!

[hydrothermals]

KEEP YOURN FLESH SACK AWAKE. "HI". SORRY FOR THE ABSENSE, I WAS IN PRISON MOSTLY.