im a Real pigeon & i will claw ur eyes out

only if u want me to & my parents say okay ;)

[hyllapigeon]

uh mum & dad @jenorri @veyhuang

your shady frend @kaherrytic is feedin me stuff  

you told me to NEVER claw a stranger 

but it’s sooooo tempting to eat the things they give me WHOLE

[jenorri]

uh I’m sorry, WHAT

[kaherrytic]

i @-ed both of you for permission! it’s for my undead datemate’s familiar

[druidvey]

KAHER!!!! NO!!!

@hyllapigeon NO!! NO BAT EYES FOR DINNER. OR LUNCH. OR BREAKFAST.

[hyllapigeon]

only one little chomp ? :)

[druidvey]

no!!!

[hyllapigeon]

:(

[hyllapigeon]

uh mum & dad @jenorri @veyhuang

your shady frend @kaherrytic is feedin me stuff  

you told me to NEVER claw a stranger 

but it’s sooooo tempting to eat the things they give me WHOLE

[jenorri]

uh I’m sorry, WHAT

[kaherrytic]

i @-ed both of you for permission! it’s for my undead datemate’s familiar

[druidvey]

KAHER!!!! NO!!!

@hyllapigeon NO!! NO BAT EYES FOR DINNER. OR LUNCH. OR BREAKFAST.

[hyllapigeon]

only one little chomp ? :)

[hyllapigeon]

uh mum & dad @jenorri @veyhuang

your shady frend @kaherrytic is feedin me stuff  

you told me to NEVER claw a stranger 

but it’s sooooo tempting to eat the things they give me WHOLE

[kaherrytic]

@hyllapigeon please commit acts of murder for me? i’m willing to offer blood sacrifices

[hyllapigeon]

eyeballs or nothing ;)

[kaherrytic]

hmmm how would you feel about attacking a bat?

[hyllapigeon]

yeah babey im a chewin’ the dark night ! chomp chomp chompppp :D

[kaherrytic]

@hyllapigeon please commit acts of murder for me? i’m willing to offer blood sacrifices

[hyllapigeon]

eyeballs or nothing ;)

[hyllapigeon]

@veyhuang @jenorri FEED MEEEEEEE :((

[hyllapigeon]

@patchwork-lynx who is this "divya" you speak of? i am a Pigeon , and i have never heard that name before or anything sounding even remotely like it. are you MOCKING me because listen up kiddo my claws are sharper than kitchen knives yeeeehaw screech screech

I feel no remorse

[hyllapigeon]

@gracebabcockwrites you are my new favourite human, thank you for the praise. i promise not to claw you but i might nibble at your hair when i get hungry. eeeeeeeee

[chuckdrawsthings]

it’s okay to be shy

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[falernian]

τρίζω (TRI-dzoh) verb:

to make a sharp, bat-like squeal, used especially of the ghosts in Homer. It is unclear if the squeaking is animalistic gibberish or a language of the dead, understood by the deceased, but incomprehensible to the living.

τρίζω can also refer to:

1. Shrieks made by sparrows, the sound of swarming locusts, the squeak of mice 2. The twang of a string 3. The hiss and pop of a body burning on a pyre

[hyllapigeon]

poem for @wulprinceofconstellations

you babble & i screech ‘tis worth a beseech let’s go to the beach oh big furry one i beg of you

‘tis the snorky starry truth you don’t love me, i don’t love you there are better things to do but you go babble babble bitch and i’m a claw to undo a stich

pecky pecky red spagetti i am just a glorified crow fuck that, it’s a bad joke you should know, you should know

i’m a pigeon, i am grey i belong to jen & vey i look real nice in the day and the people all say

‘wow that bird is real weird’ everyone over here doesn’t care that you’re a babbly fur who can only be deciphered by asta lenore, and i dont even snore im a pigeon, i have feathers i am stormcloud weather

screech and snort i scream & shout oh baby im a real party animal!

[sunlitbones]

Thank you for this, this is art and I absolutely love it

[hyllapigeon]

thank you for taking me seriously, tumblr user @caffeine-eater. most people look at me and assume that i am merely a pigeon who is incapable of being anything but a feathered clawball. your appreciation of my humble words is much appreciated. swark swark. *gently nibbles your ear before flying off into the sunset* 

[hyllapigeon]

poem for @wulprinceofconstellations

you babble & i screech 'tis worth a beseech let's go to the beach oh big furry one i beg of you

'tis the snorky starry truth you don't love me, i don't love you there are better things to do but you go babble babble bitch and i'm a claw to undo a stich

pecky pecky red spagetti i am just a glorified crow fuck that, it's a bad joke you should know, you should know

i'm a pigeon, i am grey i belong to jen & vey i look real nice in the day and the people all say

'wow that bird is real weird' everyone over here doesn't care that you're a babbly fur who can only be deciphered by asta lenore, and i dont even snore im a pigeon, i have feathers i am stormcloud weather

screech and snort i scream & shout oh baby im a real party animal!