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silvasboys:
I dunno. You sound like you’re… making a joke or something
Well! One should always try and find the humor in such a plight!! The bright side of things, you know what I mean? Grass is always greener... et cetera....
silvasboys:
….why are you talking like that?
Like what???
silvasboys:
I mean… yeah, I guess. But I’ll get it fixed tomorrow, so like… as long as nothing else happens tonight I think it’ll be okay.
Yeah! It definitely would be a shame if something did, huh!
silvasboys:
…..what?
You just... SOUND like you’re in a very unfortunate situation!!
👀
jakecroww:
I say I zoned out halfway through that, so like… no. And I’m busy.
Busy, you say. Busy. Busy doing what! Are you jerking it?????????????? You’re jerking it, aren’t you!!?
jakecroww:
Your BREATH???
HAHA! So anyway, since I know you couldn’t resist me, I know you missed me, darling~ I know I’m... oh, so charming... so, you, me, some French cuisine, a bottle of fine wine... MMM, whaddya saaay?
I want to report something suspicious~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
xmandyvalentinex:
Yay! That makes me really happy, now I’m fantastic too!Â
Wow! :D That’s kinda creepy! Anyone ever tell you that?
whiteblondewashout:
… Oh..! You’re not from here?
Uhhhhh, I just said I didn’t know anything for sure, hell-ooo... keep up, Quinn.
silvasboys:
Fiiiiine. You probably don’t have to keep a secret if you don’t want to, anyway, if it’s just yours.
SIIIIGH, but it’s not just mine and my dumb sister is gonna knock my head off if I try... and I’m quite fond of my head being attached to my head...
silvasboys:
>:|
I can hear you frowning from there... Turn it around, chap, you sound like a cutie anyway. I wasn’t trying to rain on your parade, I was just teeeasing!! :*
silvasboys:
Mmm…. I dunno about that. I think maybe you just don’t like secrets, is all.
Gosh golly, I think you’re right! You’re a geeenius.
silvasboys:
If you tell everyone, though, it’s not really a secret…
Which makes it even more fun! Win-win scenario~
:I
Secrets secrets are no fun unless you tell everyone...
whiteblondewashout:
Oh, haha… yeah, that’d…
…o-oh, how come…
‘Cause, like, I dunno, my parents were always moving around and shit. I think they were shady but I dunno, I’m the baby of the family so nobody told me shit.
I can’t believe you just cockblocked me like tha-- ow! Quit hitting me, Eve, you almost took my eye out that time--
Why the fuck were you going to tell an Exterminator our secret?!
B-.. because he’s hoooot, Eve... OW--
You’re SO! STUPID! He’s an Exterminator. He could KILL us...!
Um, no he can’t, that’s the point of our-- DON’T, Eve, don’t hit me, Jesus! It was an accident!
//exasperated sigh// This is why I don’t want you out there. Because one of your accidents is going to have us living in a lab room again for the rest of our lives. And then you can’t fuck ANYBODY so maybe be a little bit more careful, okay?!
Geez, okay... It just came out, I’m sorry.
You’re smiling. You’re not sorry.
Girl... if you saw the ass on this exxie, you wouldn’t be either-- OW! You CUNT!