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[arandomthot]

[niggaainndamatrix-deactivated20]

Let go of the salt

[kingjaffejoffer]

[saynotodrugssayyestopenguin-blo]

trends girls hate:

not being able to walk alone at night

not being able to walk alone at any time really

being cat called

dress codes

“not all men”

“feminazi”

literally being murdered for turning men down

[bellaxiao]

I can’t with y’all 😂

[cuspqueenx-deactivated20191223]

Bruuuhhh😂

[apachelastwords]

That drawing jii lit af lol

[bob-belcher]

[yoloswag444-deactivated20141017]

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

[funnuraba]

thomas what the fuck is your damage

[bob-belcher]

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

[youngjusticer]

The final season.

Back to the Past, by Drake Tsui.

[dnopls]

[adultblogger]

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

😭😭

[skkinlikegold]

The fact that I was expecting an actual Dr. Seuss story in the beginning😂

[maybeantonioj]

LMFAOOO DEAD

[kingxkassim]

Unexpected as fuck

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

i love her lmao

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Who is she lmfao

[mabinatittyyy]

her name is abn0rmal on twitter i think

[urbanrogue]

She is so serious about this 😂🤓

[kinghardy]

me when i found out moonlight won

[leafwarden-deactivated20170610]

Omg

[4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3]

[hither2]

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

[samandriel]

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

[vanvert-deactivated20170804]

How in the hell???