Hyperion Husbando

I'm Sam, I'm 20. She/her. Bisexual. I'm a vet tech who likes video games and this awful awful website.

[dogsincarsatmywork]

[humor-n-shit-blog]

hi booboo

[christdior-deactivated20181010]

[slightmood]

me waiting for life to cater to me despite the fact that i only put in minimal effort towards anything

[sayitwithsarcophilus]

Vampire Angst: “Woe, I am a monster, and doomed to watch everything I love perish from this unending accursed eternal half-life.”

Werewolf Angst: “Who IS a good boy?  Is it me?”

[schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate]

>tfw you hijack a plane, get $200,000 dollars, and completely disappear for decades

[sealedbeastnue]

wow vegeta, youre looking especially swollen today

[toshio]

[del-hell-deactivated20170828]

[elwoodcitylimits]

Uzumaki, Junji Ito (2000)

[myrcella]

yet another video game meme: [1/1] game genre → horror

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

your hometown + the last food you ate is your cryptid name

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

for example: i am the manhattan cheerio

[daegupan]

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

we walked into petco and this guy said “welcome to petsmart”

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

i don’t think he worked here because he immediately left

[diycraftsnmore]

[thedoomtrout]

rebelshiney:

2helby:

you either die a proud lemon tree owner or you live long enough to see yourself become a lemon stealing whore

I hate that I know what this is referencing

[laughingsquid]

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

The only map that matters

[chick3n-queen]

Tag yourself I’m Mary’s Igloo

[sexhaver]

[coughloop]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I literally don’t get the appeal of being outside like its fuckin hot and theres bugs like…hard pass

[awwww-cute]

Francis chilling outside (Source: http://ift.tt/2urR5P8)