Im A Fucking Lady

[katchwreck]

One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.

Via @nasa-official

[beyhive1992]

[hypersaffels]

Ok but that little bit of abs when he life’s his shirt 😍

[altsexy]

[johncenasmixtape]

bukkake is technically a baby shower

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[malamente1992]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

it’s a really sucky feeling when you realize you have no one, you may have fucked your life up beyond repair, and that your own brain did this to you

[jpnvines]

[arabwife]

I can’t wait for the day a woman’s strength isn’t dictated by how much abuse she can endure

[thepsychologyscholar-deactivate]

SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[wideopenhighway]

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

[geekandmisandry]

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

[tharook]

I absolutely do not like that.

[rhube]

I love people who talk in their sleep.

[hypersaffels]

My partner literally woke up last night said he’s right outside your window then fell back asleep, feels

[lakilester]

[hypersaffels]

Everything else can fuck off now

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

in the mood to be sitting in the window seat of an airplane looking down at city lights while a deep/serious song plays in my earbuds as I think seriously about the fresh beginning I’m about to have 

[hypersaffels]

Never related to something more 😍

[officialdiagnosis]

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

[missbombshellxx-deactivated2016]

[princvsx]

princvsx

[midnight-charm]

[lovenenoso]

[haloshard]