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@hypersomatic
Wait a damn minute...
about fricken time
Talk about pressure.
With Spring’s family constantly coming by and rather giving him odd looks, he had a feeling that they knew what it was that he had been planning to ask Spring any day now.
No matter really. He was confident… Just not.. That confident.
It was the feeling that kept building up as if he was being threatened with shotguns and machetes. The more he spent time with them the more wild he felt his imagination become. Shaking the thought now, he had to do it.
Making sure the little box was in his pocket, he wandered on over to where he last saw the girl sleeping. “Hey Spring..” He whispered as he tried to nudge her lightly, urging her and just trying to get her attention.
Almost as if five years had gone in a blink of an eyes, Spring opened her eyes and stared at Brendan. She just stared for almost fifteen entire minutes, just staring at him like she saw god behind him. Wow, it’s a good thing she fucking graduate, huh? “You....got something there?” She sat up in bed and stretched, being pretty unsleepy for the sixteenth time in like five years, which isn’t much for someone with such severe narcolepsy that she had been asleep for that long.
“I thought we already did this... oh, you know what? Propose to me, yeah? We can put it on instagram~!”
It’s been so long that the link to their apartment no longer exists. Congrats on the marriage, you beautiful idiots.
it took me too damn long for me to get onto this account again
balancedbravery:
thanks… can you not call me slut.
change your slutty ask title then i’ll think about it
balancedbravery:
where is my ring
Right here slut it’s kalosian
@balancedbravery
marry me slut
hehehe.
gotcha bitch
There needs to be a no caffeine after 8 rule. [debates on whether or not chasing after her……. ends up chasing after her]
If you think I'm going to let a nerd catch me, Spring Birch, you have another ENTIRE thing coming at you and it ain't gonna be me. [keeps RUNNING]
You’re going off again? I’ll let them know then. [sighs waving her off] I’ll see you when you get back again.
JUST KIDDING. [jumps up] CAN'T CATCH ME NOW, SKATEBOARD NERD. [runs for it again]
I love you too. Now stop avoiding the subject… What did you do?
Absolutely nooooooooothing!~ Don't worry about it. OH! LOOKS LIKE MY PLANE GOING TO SINNOH IS HERE, GOTTA JET. BYE.
[HE DOES TRY HIS BEST TO AVOID THIS ALL BUT MOST LIKELY FAILS] They’re our kids— What did you do?
[Sits on him and pauses, switching it up] Hey, psst. I love you.
[Thoughts: Find means of escape. Someone get my banette army.]
[PICKS HER UP LIKE NOPE—]
What did you do?
[EVASIVE MANEUVER-- she tries to judo flip him] SOMEONE TELL MY KIDS I LOVE THEM AND THAT LAPIS ISN'T A PENCIL.
That still doesn’t answer…. What did you do..?
...Fuck you actually responded. Shit.
....ABORT MISSION.
SUBJECT IS RESPONDING. [She tries to run for it]
balancedbravery replied to your post:HA YOU’RE FUCKED.
wHAT DID YOU DO
I HAD A CUP OF COFFEE AND IM NEVER GOING BACK
HA YOU'RE FUCKED.
[it wasn’t hard to imagine that Fire actually had to wrap a rope around her to get her to go across windy places. She was pretty dainty, only the image of how things would have gone if he had not secure her.] Sounds like a blast. [Really lame pun intended.]
[Hearing her answer, he just went with black tea as it was one that he was familiar with. Pretty sure its one of those where mom doesn’t have a room sort of situation. I mean ask him not me. ] Here you go. [He offered her her cup as he settled into his seat next to her.] Any other interesting stories that you have to share?
[As dainty as she was, she was still a master in several martial arts and could probably whoop his butt in a matter of seconds. Although, without much practice lately, she had been feeling-- was that a pun.] Haha...very punny.
[She took the tea and turned the cup around in her hands. She blew on it lightly and sipped it carefully.] Hm... Well, did you know there's a playground right next to a very dark forest complete with a swamp and a bunch of ghost type pokemon? Very kid, much smart.
Winds stronger than ours? That is scary to imagine. Good thing you’ve made it through. [Rollerskates? Were they back in? It had been a long time since he had seen anyone use them.]
Impulsive.. That sounds right.. [He chuckled with a nod as he walked away from her for a bit to get the water going. PJs actually sounded good to him, he hadn’t gotten out of his usual clothes.] I’ll do the same in a bit.. [Calling out to see if she would hear him.] Which tea leaves would you like?
Yeah... Fire had to wrap a rope around our waists and I had to have Amp out to make sure I didn't get blown away... Ahaha...
[She made her way over to the bathroom because I have no idea where in the world these people are and went ahead and changed into a big t-shirt and shorts. It was nice being home. Home was good. She went to sit in the living room before she called back.] Uh... I don't really care...!