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I bet jole would start crying if u edge him long enough 🤤

chib has such opposite taste in women from me

#chibposting #he always complains when he gets the cutiest girls in gacha game and goes for the ones i would never choose lol #aka he complains about the mega moe blobs and goes for the milfs

things vargskelethor joel and jang wonyoung have in common:

had lifechanging ufo experiences

maknaes (joel is the maknae of vinesauce and wonyoung was the maknae when she was in izone)

became idols at a very young age

so pretty you cant take ur eyes off them

bratty

talented lyricists

When is it ok to shove screwdrivers into some ones asshole

Always

Only on special occasions

Never

It’s a secret

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

sometimes i have watched porn and thought “that looks like joels pussy!” before i remember joel still hasnt shown us his pussy

i am happy that both my streamer boys are uncut

Jo3l is bald now :[

i knowwww :( so sad so bald. well every version of jole is cute but.... i like my long haired princess the best.....

i have a lot of feelings about how in offline chat he said he cut it because he was bothered by being called handsome, too..... on one hand, it feels a little bit silly to shave his head and think he is no longer seen as "handsome"? its not like his hair is the only thing making people think of him that way, so his reasoning here is a bit silly and cute to me.... on the other hand, i can somewhat understand his perspective in being uncomfortable at feeling as though he is being sexualized and wanting to take back control of his body... idk... i feel emotional about it....

#i talked about this to Various People and some of my ideas on this are influenced by what others have said on the topic #but him feeling bothered by being called handsome #is it because of low self esteem? or discomfort at feeling sexualized?#is it asexual jole theory? sex repulsion?#i feel like it could be asexual jole theory i really do!#like a general disgust or discomfort at being seen in a sexual way #idk i have been thinking about it all day lol #i wonder if he was sitting there during webcam stream reading people call him handsome #and feeling a sense of discomfort swirling around his stomach abt it while acting like normal....#or did he only become bothered by it when thinking back on the situation #when having his burrito mental breakdown lol #oh jole

i really love that chiblee is the exact same age as me because knowing that we would have the same generational touchstones and have probably experienced them at the same time makes me feel like i have a connection with him. also thinking about how at the same time as i was experiencing my mundane childhood, at the same age as him, he was experiencing so many traumatic things, while i on the other side of the world did not even know who he was... idk it creates a strange feeling thinking about how i was going through my life not even knowing that someone i would grow to care about is suffering and not even being able to do anything about it... i guess i also think about that with joel sometimes but in a different way, just the fact that he was also having traumatic experiences while i was a child 5 years younger than him...

#chibposting #i also think its cute that chib is 1 month younger than me #ouughhh younger than me hehehe.... 🤤

its cute how much chiblee really really wants kids and how he was like “nooo!! ☹️” when an internet quiz told him he wont get married for another 30 years. he wants to be a tradwife so badly :) cute cute

#chibposting

i cant believe we saw joles face today augh i wish it was for more than just a couple seconds i want him to turn on webcam while hes playing a game so we can just see his natural reactions to things.... just see how his face moves and stuff........ like what does he look like whenever he is blessing us with all his cute giggles........

does anyone know any good things to get into for lesbian rpf that feels real :) i want to feel like lesbians exist in real life

#i already like kpop girl group rpf but most of that is just for fun and doesnt feel very truly gay for each other #i would like to find more lesbian rpf where you can truly feel the deep homoerotic bonds between women :)

i feel like joel would not really have painful periods i think that joel with a pussy would still be woefully naive to the negative aspects of having a pussy but it would be fun if he went his whole life never experiencing painful periods until one day suddenly having it really really really badly like crawling on the floor period pain vomit level period pain like his body suddenly betraying him feeling confused about what is happening

vinny probably has painful periods because god is punishing him for being an evil creep but he probably just becomes more abusive about it

would mike have painful periods i just dont know. maybe not.

#period kink (?)

i wonder if joel experiences painful periods or not

holy i just saw a clip of chiblee saying that if he "liked cum" he would probably like snowballing because he likes when people spit into his mouth 😵‍💫

#chibposting #“ive had people spit into my mouth and i thought it was awesome” 😵‍💫🤤#gross but also 😵‍💫 for me #ough.....#my whore streamer basically confirming he gets femdommed to some extent irl ough

yaoi games tend to have such an interesting combination of being simultaneously afraid of both individual homosexuality and cultural heterosexuality

#like the guys who are having sex w men are scared when they see homosexuality at first + are oftentimes “only gay for mc”#and yet they live in universes surrounded by almost no women and gay stuff happening constantly #frequently encountering sexualized media of men in their daily lives and basically no sexualized media involving women #always hearing ppl talk about gay stuff or finding out random side characters (usually villains) have so much gay sex #but theyre still so shocked every time #“but... we're both men!!!”#anyways my friend has me reading togainu no chi rn i like it so far :)#but when things like this happen im like LOL this is so typical of every yaoi vn ive ever read

i think that developing feelings for chiblee cured my evil incel nature a little bit. i have kind of an evil incel nature where i really tend to fetishize purity... but chiblee is a whore for real hes a used up hoe.... if u watch enough of him u will see, he talks bout it some times, how he's got ppl he hooks up with.... plus he even seems to have lots of experience with various drugs...... and yet despite these traits that would normally be a turn off for me i still like him so much in fact i think these traits are a little bit cute. because he's so like babygirl airheaded that its just cute and sweet that he hoes out all the time. you can't get mad at someone like that. theyre just acting on impulse because they are dumb and horny. plus the fact that he has mostly female friends and is so girlypop makes it cuter too because i assume that the sex he is having with these women is not like cringe maledom femsub sex like they are probably talking about hayley williams and carly rae jepsen afterwards

#chibposting #it turns out all it takes to cure my evil incel nature is to give me a cute little guy to watch

since joel is diabetic you can imagine a scenario where he has low blood sugar and must drink someones breast milk to survive like that reddit post

#insert ur own ship here #who is breastfeeding joel #ok i originally wrote he forgot his insulin but i guess insulin lowers blood sugar oops

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