[maidjoel]

freaking myself out thinking about how joel is so much taller than me when i capture him i might need to use a shrink ray… life is hard because i am under 5ft tall but i am attracted to cutenesss i wish it was possible for me to be with someone shorter than me who i can manhandle and i wish that person was JOEL!! 😭

[maidjoel]

ohh i am once again having one of those nights where i just feel so depressed that i will never be with joel irl 😣

[maidjoel]

joel as a girl would be one of the boys and would be a gamer girl who doesnt care about what she looks like or performing femininity and wears metal t shirts and has greasy hair and is silly and goofy and childish and doesnt think of herself as a potential sexual object of the guys she is friends with and that is why she would get touched on

[maidjoel]

Can be M1kej03l or V1n03l (I'm bigger into the latter but I get the appeal of 🎭💀 thanks to your page) but urghhh J03l's somewhat chubbier physique being used while he's being fucked, ponders lovingly... Them lovehandles aren't called that way for nothing ! His "tits" being played with while he's receiving a hj or a hand being splayed on top of his cute stomach while he's pounded into... I think M1ke would probably handle them roughly and tease/degrade him about it (so mean and for what... pot calling the kettle black I swear...) while V1n would take his sweet time touching him all over and making him all hot and bothered (he finds it so hotttt what do we think about chubby chaser V1n... he has a type drools) ANYWAY srry for ranting I've just had that on my mind all day 🤤

ough yesssss i mean whenever i imagine what i would like to do to joel i would be grabbin his tits and jiggling around his tummy so i really would hope that in any ship with joel they will treat him the sameeee it would just be wasteful for someone he was with to not appreciate his chubbiness heeheh :) although lately i believe he is much less chubby due to his stupid diet :( get fatter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mike........... i like my mikejoel mean or nice, i think they can go either way i think he can be mean and degrading and rough to joel (which joel would 1000000% be into i mean i think that the whole reason joel acts the way he does around mike is because he wants to be abused soooo badly) or i think he could also be sweet and cute and nice happy fat old man sex :)

vinnoel hmmmm i will admit im not a vinny freak, but i can see him being a chubby chaser towards joel i think it would go along nicely with the whole grooming situation :) if like thats the reason hes been after him is bc he wants to grope those big fat tits....... tbh i cant imagine vinny being anything but evil so i really like the idea of him groping joel in a slow and gentle manner but while also knowing joel is uncomfortable with it and doing it on purpose lol... like since joel is uncomfortable with his fat body, vinny taking advantage of that and purposely touching all over him to make him feel weird and uncomfy, but joel being so obsessed with vinny's approval that he cant tell him to stop... and then getting turned on by the touches at the same time as feeling weird and gross about them....... i like that idea hehe... sorry to turn your vinnoel idea evil 😭

also not to be too mikejoel but when it comes to chubby chasing i wanna say i also have lately been into the idea of joel being a chubby chaser towards mike and that being the reason he is so Weird towards mike lol.......

[dorothyo]

[maidjoel]

sometimes joel says things on stream that make my delusional brain feel like he is reading my blog and dropping hints about it to me

[maidjoel]

joel reading a chat message referencing japanese visual novel White Album is really exciting for my autism

[maidjoel]

it would be hot if joel with a pussy was the type who just cant orgasm no matter what they try so he was pent up and horny 24/7 but couldnt do anything about it

[maidjoel]

joel should do a stream where he tests out those butt vibration machines (marketed to lose weight) (he is embarrassed by his big fat ass might as well try out the butt machine) i feel like he might make some interesting noises and learn something new about himself

[somnosauce]

wip

little jayoel body pillow design. who wants one ?

[somnosauce]

backside maybe

little vihn

[maidjoel]

joel talking about how he had a dream where he and mike were wrestling was so... 🙂 hehe... i wonder if he woke up with a boner... it's like his brain is trying to tell him YOU WANT TO FUCK THIS MAN!!! by giving him images of them wrestling in his dreams....

[maidjoel]

his virginity intact!

[maidjoel]

ngl deltarune ch5 weird route has me shipping kriselle so much lately and I kinda wanna talk about some gross thoughts here

tw sexual abuse + tw lolisho...

so like ive seen some stuff about the idea that noelle was sexually abusing kris when they were kids because of lines like "you can't say stop like you used to" and some other stuff too

and then there is the other idea I've seen that dess used to touch on noelle...

so combining the two, the idea of her acting out what was done to her with Kris... this is very appealing to me because I am a bad person :)

+i love the angst that can come with this if you consider their relationship when they get older, especially since in canon it can seem like Kris does care for Noelle a lot but still is avoidant of her, which I think tends to be theorized to be related to dess' disappearance ? but could in my mind be related to complex feelings towards her because of what she did to them as a kid... + the fact that kris is sort of forced to be around her due to the plot and really can't do much about it adds another element to it too...

[maidjoel]

joel and mike being silly and giggling together so much on mike's stream rn is warming my heart so much i missed them so so so badly mikejoel is still real 🥹

[maidjoel]

lately i have been experiencing some kind of identity crisis and its making me feel so anxious and guilty and weird all the time

[maidjoel]

mikejoel both are into when the other one acts like a girl. my evidence is joel being weird in mikes chat during his crossdressing stream + mike asking joel why his girl voice is sexy during geoguessr.

so what about mikejoel both secretly slipping estrogen into each others drinks and subtly trying to influence each other to act and dress more femininely…

or for a less secretive scenario just straight up mutual forcefem? 😭

[maidjoel]

its really cute that the other day joel mentioned having a koala plushie sitting next to him... I'm really happy that he still keeps plushies around as a 32 year old man hehehehe.... too CUTE!!!!!!! also I did kind of have some evil thoughts about maybe he fucks them but at the same time while I am a sicko I also think that it is way cuter if his plushie owning is completely innocent and kawaii an innocent 32 year old man with his cute little animals