When you overhaul your tumblr because you got bored of the old l

Previously just-an-elsen but I switched my interests lmao

[hypnotic-lizard]

like this post to instantly die

[xoxolosergirl]

are you human

No, sorry

[stabbetharenny]

reblog if you’re not human

[lethughandsimonkiss]

✨BRO

WAKE UP THE WUBLINS IS MY

FUCKING J A M✨

[brwnskned]

send me song recs and i'll respond with:

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[yoichooseno]

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

[i-am-shitpost]

Whoever doesn’t repost this I’m afraid of

[just-katsumi]

Let’s GO GO GO!!!

[lil-tumbles]

If u can’t rb this u r dead to me

[stressed-depressed-emo-mess]

This is funny because a friend and I are about to expose one, so, yeah.

[soliddaddy96]

fuck pedophiles

me and my homies hate pedophiles

[jackabitches]

Amen

[hypnotic-lizard]

cyfyfccyf I want to post random images I have but I don't wanna clog anyone's dash with stupid images

[malificaebae]

Reblog to let all the trans people on their dash know they are amazing today!!!

[thatqueerchoirkid]

<3

[cylle-chan-deactivated20251230]

Ily guys, your important 💞

[rslashrats]

love the dashboard discussion tonight

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

corduroyed: kind, loving

stickbugged: a simple jest, without harmful intent

rickrolled: a simple jest, with intent of mild irritation

gnomed: the person wants you dead.

[mat-a-mat]

she is the sun. she is our star. not that stupid fiery ball.

[luke-is-gay2]

I love this so much

[anachronic-cobra]

The idea of a pregnant couple posting about a gender reveal party only go to "PSYCH IT'S THE OTHER KID" is hilarious and also these are some fantastic parents

[hypnotic-lizard]

truccus scp

[hypnotic-lizard]

scp that's just Homestuck

[amygdalae]

Hm. *debunks you*

[amygdalae]

Grrrr... >:(

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[spaladin]

21 yr old trans guy with no interest in having pedos following me so BYE thanks

[black-equals-mysoul]

Please unfollow me if you can’t reblog this

[sinners-key-blog]

Let’s proceed to prove them wrong.

[judlenudle]

my dad thinks that everyone on the internet is evil and wants to murder me

@artystikmonkee you a murderer or nah?

[anonymoussupporter-deactivated2]

I met my bestest friend via internet uwu

[drakowulf]

this is stupid you can make the same argument about IRL people too one reblog incoming

[frostfire98]

Completely ridiculous

[askprincessariel]

HERE it is again

[tinydancer1112]

I have more friends in my life that i’ve met online than I do friends i met in person

[demon-ler-deactivated20221009]

Yo

[laughbait]

:^)!!

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Internet friends are also a LOT better than friends irl

[stop-grating-cheese]

it’s so stupid when people use this argument cause almost everyone uses social media and you’re trying to tell me they’re all pedophiles every single one of them as soon as you start using the internet you become a pedophile sorry i don’t make the rules

[weirdbutnicesblog]

Am good girl. Will not hurt. Am safe.👍☺

[amee-racle]

You should still ofc be careful, it can be dangerous if you don’t use common sense, but not everyone on the Internet is out to get you.

just bc someone reblogs this doesn’t acc prove that they aren’t an online predator but hey we can only hope just pls be safe y'all

[tobeohs]

✨

[obsidixnhxllhound]

If you don’t reblog this, unfollow me right fucking now.

[wellcrapineedaname-deactivated2]

@undertaleau-headcanons are you a predator dad(highly unlikely)

[undertaleau-headcanons]

Absolutely not, I’m an introverted nugget who in all honestly probably is a lil younger than you think

However, i am threat to the minecraft villagers and their farms

[shadow1572020]

Internet friends are good to have. But it’s still good to be cautious. While not everyone on the internet is going to hurt you there are some that will.

[itsnotclover]

promise you I’m not a 30 year old man living in his mother’s basement.

[milligramspoison]

@frankierosbackbends and I have been talking for 3 years, 4 years in June 2021. Definitely my best friend, little sister, and partner in crime 🙂

[xyuniconnijix]

I meet my girlfriend on the internet and we even meet in real life with all my internet friends and we don’t fucking kindnap eachother

[sparklijam]

I am many things, but a DIGUSTING, WORTHLESS AND DESPICABLE PREDATOR ain’t one of them 😤

BEGONE, HORRID HEATHENS!

[gaypeopletwitter]

[h4te]

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

[jaimethenerd-deactivated2021011]

I’m bored so send anything in and I’ll answer it

[kyber-kisses]

Oh please do! I’m so bored

[awesome-0possum]

pls god

[im-extremely-scottish]

pleaaase

[jefferoni-quotes]

I wanna answer asks!

[musicalspacerocks]

go for it! i’d like to answer some stuff

[askthebnhanextgen]

Please Jesus, give me anything.

[theoldentity707]

FILL THE ASK BOX

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

ASK ASK ASK ASK ASK

[sailorhappy-not]

im alive

Im not dead lol

[hypnotic-lizard]

nice =)

[wasturbatress]

[raptorific]

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………