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fuks

foxpost-generator

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

therebloggening

What a beautiful octopus.

thebestoftumbling

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becausebirds

Tube face.

resinfish

Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)

ahoeforbirds

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

distortiondevil

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

thecoldheartofspace

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

neurodivergent-crow

Magical Boy of Body Positivity

eevielearnsfrench

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

markedbyx

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

wideeyedsmile

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

iamnotswarley

Latin, but then make it fashion

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bundyspooks

The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.

iwannapushyourdaisies

legend

gotsickofmyoldurl

why didn’t his parents name him

monsieurrobot

artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

weloveshortvideos

dogs are so pure

sushinfood

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

rlyfake

whats a clique

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva

it’s that little sensitive piece of meat in evey female’s vagina

saltrat88

killin-the-machine

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

summer-rose-isms

Chaotic good

saddest-cat-hours

Me on my way to eat your ass

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208

Was that caption really necessary

whatspeaksofter

IDK, but the music was

im-taking-accountability-deacti

There are 4 things I learned when I was 25:

You do not have to be affectionate all the time to care for someone, in fact, caring can also mean a couple of texts or silence for a few days while you both live your lives happily and separately.

People do not care for you less when they’re busy with their own lives. It’s your reaction to them being their own person - and your ability to make yourself happy - that determines how they feel about you.

Not everyone reciprocates to your actions the same way. If you want someone to acknowledge, be interested in, or treat you a certain way for your efforts, all you have to do is let them know. They will try their personal best to accommodate that within their personal spectrum of feelings.

No one owes you 100% of them, not even after 30 years, because someone having a percentage of themselves is what keeps them sane at the end of the day and that’s okay.