CONFESS.

pfp & banner are just that cuz i didn't know what else to put. READ THE PINNED POST.

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INTRO POST!!! ★

♥ uhhhh hiii!!!!! um this is a hazbin confession blog cuz every other hazbin confession blog is inactive sooo. ★

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uh you can send helluva confessions too!

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uhm no guidelines except for dont send anything like too nsfw cuz mod is a minor.

edit: NEW GUIDELINE. dont send aphobia. it was stupid of me to not have this as a rule already considering the fandom this is but.. yeah.

edit 2: oh also, dont use names when hating on ships!! apparently just using the ship names makes them show up in the tags sooooo yeah

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uh character hate will be tagged "#anti [character name]" and ship hate will be tagged with "#anti [ship name abbreviated]" so it doesn't show up in the ship tag (except for staticsilence & staticapple, all staticsilence hate will be tagged "#anti st@tics7lence" & all staticapple hate will be "#anti st@ticapple" because i.... dont think its a good idea to abbreviate those..) so filter that out if you don't want to see hate of your favourite ships

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also I'll probably be slow posting confessions um. please be nicey to me

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Miss me with Static + our boys… like get my two kings Lucifer and Alastor away from someone so beneath them… only one who is low enough to deserve Vox is Val 🤮 Those two are each other’s full stop

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“vox is all the worst things of like red pill incels” THIS!! So much this. Also Vox is not low key meant to be Trump of hell!! They share so many traits it’s not subtle.

Gonna have to agree with everyone else about transmasc Vox. I don’t see it either 🤷 But also, not low key at all, I hate Vox. So I only see him as scum.

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(in ref to the pink anon ask abt..well, all of.. (gestures vaguely) this) see like. i get that but. but. i mean.. tgirl vox is RIGHT there

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unfortunately Valentino is very hot.

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the reason i hc tmascvox is because NO ONE in this show is cis.

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yeag i agree with the other two anons

can any transmasc vox believer explain it to me? like. why do you hc it other than. just. vibes

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Yeah, agreed transmasc vox makes no sense. vox doesn’t give those vibes at all! It’s such a weird take. vox is all the worst things of like red pill incels. especially down to how much he ignores consent boundaries set. also hate radio silence and radiostatic w a hard hard passion like u anon. we all agree 👍🏼

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welcome to heaven is a banger I DON'T CAAAAARE. RAAAGHHH

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i hate abel with a strong passion i hate that little shit

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no hate 2 transmasc vox believers, do whatever you want fiveever, but it gen doesnt make any sense 2 me.. like i honestly cant imagine a reading of him where it would rlly make sense idk..

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hate. Hate. HATE. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate st*t!cs***nce since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for this fuckass ooc ship at this micro-instant. For s***********e. Hate. HATE.

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literally every time i listen to the song run rabbit i think about alastor.

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It’s hilarious to me when I see a blog be like, I don’t like Radioapple, it makes no sense, Lucifer this, Alastor that, blah blah blah. Speaking like they actually understand a character better than… but then, they ship Radiostatic LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 The racist narc who abused/SA’d and tried to kill Al! Who Alastor canonically thinks is a creep, because he is! That guy! They swear there’s still a chance! It just makes me crack up!

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i like speedrun to redemption:/

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i like to post hazbin darkfics anonymously and then go in the comments and insult myself also anonymously, pretending to be someone else and then argue with myself and this is fun for me.

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one time i went to a mall in full alastor cosplay.. no one recognised it :(

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