Koi's Cursed Pond

I am koi I live in a koi pond with my friends, and jimothy. 18 and ready to commit crimes . My pronouns are she/her.  my dicord is koi#9163. I love all of you and if you try anything remember Y̸̘̤̒̃͗͒̓͊͛̕͝Ơ̷̡̨̼̣͔̹̜̲̑̀̆̋̉U̷̢̩̩̱̐͑̈́̑͝ ̷̞̜̲̓Ą̸͍̪͚̦̖̗̈́̄̆͝Ŕ̵͎͈͉̳̞̎̆͛̍̒͠͠Ę̸͙̾͒͊̈́̍͑͋͒͘ ̸̦̠̰͇͉̦̦͕͎̫̆̃͂̿̈́B̴̨̛͖̫̬̮̭̺̦̮̄̇͒͌̊̚͠͝E̷̬̳̻͍͖̳̫̊̃͋̑́̄͆͗͌̚I̴̛̪̞̬̫̒͒̅̊̎̏̉Ǹ̴̫͖͕̰̖͍͜G̷̩͓̰̗̳̙͓̖͊̓͋̈́̈̇̈́͑͒̏ ̵̧̣̼̖̫̋̚Ẅ̸̡̻̤̯͇͖̝̩̲́́͛̓̔Ą̵̎̋̒̈́̃͂̈̎Ṱ̶̨̪̺́̃͐̑͂́͊̿̓̾C̴͖͈̆̏͐H̶̖͈͓̥͗̋̉E̸̛̫̬͒D̵͓̼̽̿͛͐́̕͠͝ Ȃ̶̫̤̔́̏N̸̰̠̆̄̉͗̆D̷̞̹̻͙͚͎̗͆̈́͘͜͝ ̸̨̧̹̗͈̀̇̀̆̍̈́͝ͅI̶̱̘͖̳͛̍̈͐̅̇̈́̒̒ ̷̞̟̱̙͙̤͒̇͂̑̄̈́̈̋͗͜͠W̵͎̜̲͉̅ͅĮ̴͕͔̺̹͍͎̩̱͆̅̑̔͊̊̅̇̚͝L̶̝̈́̊̋̍̎̿̽̕̕͝L̵͇̝͕̪͓͕͗̉̎̀́̀̾̍̽̀ ̸̢̡̱̠̼̱̦̬̦̔́̉̍́͋̂̏̕͜C̵̠̜̔̋́O̶̩̭͕̻̫̯̹̓̆̄̈̾̾͛͆̚͝N̵̨̖̝͇̤̒̈́Ś̵̜͖̞̼͕͔͍͓͉U̸̼̻̐̈́̚ͅM̷̡̼̦̮̗̣̮̉͐È̶̥̬̜͙̤̥̺ͅ ̷̨̲̞̘̖͛͜ͅY̸̙̺̰͒́́̓͋̊̕ͅƠ̵̲̭̞̔̎̐́͂͒̓͊Ȗ̵͖̲͚̬͚̞̈́̽̿̀̈́͂̕R̷̤̻̻̆̍̋̓̚ͅ ̷̧̬́̊̿̓̓̈́͠͠Š̸̪̘̜̣͚̻̼̤̭͐̉̏̚͜͠K̸̡͈͇̯̼͈̑̊͑̇̆̎̕Ȋ̵͍͚͒̉̐̉͗̂̂̔̊͜N̷̡̦̺͓͔͍͇̱̬͔͂̉̐ ̷̢̯̤̲̰͖͒̀̃̅͊͘ͅĄ̷̻̞̺̉̽͊̈́͒̎̒͐̚͘N̶̨̨͔̟̺͕̗͒́̌̀D̷̨̮͇̃̈́̌̔̈́̔̽̎̇͝ ̵͙͓̩͇̥̋͌̃͜͝Ḅ̸̣͉̈͝Ò̴͚͈̦̲̭̝̳̉͆̎N̸̜͍͍̺͓̿̍͘͘E̷̛̻̱̺̻̱̙͋̌̑̾̏̀̊S̶̝̘̘̰͓̋͊̃̋͘

[i-am-a-koi]

whenever i shave my legs, my dog likes to sit next to me and lick them like she's never tasted human flesh before

[i-am-a-koi]

i'm melting from my wings

and oh boy am i a glutton for pain

[i-am-a-koi]

dream

so I was chillin on my couch and suddenly a satyr ran up to me. we were chillin once more.

Suddenly they get up look my in the eye, almost too intimately and say "don't wake up or the ghost will get you."

and dream me, is a bit of a 'no thoughts head empty' kinda person so of course i was like "screw you, you don't tell me what to do."

I woke up from my dream, something moved in my mirror, there was a flash of light and my spine tingled then I couldn't move for a solid 2 minutes.

moral of the story, if a mythical creature in your dream tells you not to wake up, just don't

[i-am-a-koi]

smores and arson has a very small threshold of overlapping, and I intend to exploit it

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i am so mad. SO MAD.

i just wrote a huge chunk of text for a story, that is supposed to be in first person and my dumb butt used the wrong one, so guess who ahs to go through 20 pages of story line and CHANGE ALL OF IT????? MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[i-am-a-koi]

i want to be the human embodiment of the noise ducklings make when running on tile

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you know the fact that humans have to fight for literal human rights has a small inclination that the people of the government are in fact not human

[i-am-a-koi]

my cat is constantly grooming me and can and will groom my whole head while im asleep (if she can't reach me she goes for my phone)

what does she think grooming your phone is going to do exactly

[i-am-a-koi]

i have a question, does anyone else have a pet that just does strange things, my dog likes to play fetch with rocks, she doesn't chew them or anything she just like to hold them gently and bring them to you

[i-am-a-koi]

soup

things that are soup:

jello

cereal

the ocean

lakes

soup

things that are stew:

the human body

bogs and swamps

i will not be elaborating further thank you

[i-am-a-koi]

yall are going to love this okay so the gelatin in jello comes from a variety of things but mainly from animals,

in order to make broth for soup you need to boil animal fat, bones, meat

and when soup cools down it gelatinizes, jello is just cooled down soup

[i-am-a-koi]

the only thing keeping me grounded are the tiny bead frogs i made and the knowledge that since my father had all girls we will be the ones ending my families cursed bloodline

[i-am-a-koi]

why do y'all like soup so much

[i-am-a-koi]

my sister is doing Mary Poppins for her school play and if i hear Chim Chim Cher-ee one more time i am going to chim chim cher-evacuate my home

[i-am-a-koi]

okay so you heard of Y'allternitive now get ready for

Y'allt girls

[i-am-a-koi]

idk if y'all can see the color

but i found the little button to do colored text and i will make it all of y'all's problem

[i-am-a-koi]

!!!! hi koi :D

hello friend!!! i hope you are doing well!!!

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i have a nice amount of followers

enough where i feel very appreciated but also that i know i will not find my content on some rando persons account being narrated for millions of people to see my tomfoolery