fish parent

if you need a parent - mom or dad for any reason, i’m your parent now, but, as a heads up, i am also fish!! (I Am Sorry For My Old Memes I’m Trying My Best!!)

[r3m-r3m-kyuun]

hey look I know I’m not a popular blogger but this is fucking serious and I need yall to listen up TW: Animal Abuse

there is this YouTube by the name Peluchin Entertainment and in their latest video, they’re shown abusing and tutoring their pet kittens. This isn’t clickbait and there seems to be other videos of them abusing animals even beating them to death. I’m really concerned that YouTube has let their video up for weeks now and hasn’t done a thing to stop it. If yall could please please please spread this around to let others know. spam report them until YouTube fucking gets a clue. Find any other information if you can, tag popular YouTubers to talk about this so we can get their channel down. I’m worried not also for the sake of the poor animals but for the kid running this channel. Constantly abusing animals for shits and giggles is a huge red flag for something worse to come. Please spread this like wild fire

[sakura-harunowo]

Click here to support Hailey's Medical Career organized by Hailey Lizarraga

To attend 9-day pre-MED at UC Berkeley in my pursuit of a medical career. I will be applying to NYU after high school, and want direct exper

Hey guys I know I don’t usually post stuff like this but I would really appreciate if you guys could reblog this

As it says above I want to attend a 9 day program that would benefit me when I start applying to colleges and this would really help if I could go but it cost around $3500 and for my family that is very hard to get especially since the money is due in december so please donate even if it’s just a dollar anything helps!

[i-am-fishs-parent]

!! please help this person out !!

[i-am-fishs-parent]

explanation for inactivity

hey y’all!! sorry for inactivity and stuff, i’ve been really really sick recently, and having to go to a whole heck of a lot of doctors, as well as some other stuff going on, so sorry for my past and current inactivity

[i-am-a-fish]

got nothing to post right now im just here for the participation points

[i-am-a-fish]

whenever someone tells you to “grow a pair” they’re referring to knees. they’re telling you to grow a pair of knees and it’s honestly pretty good advice if you don’t already have knees.

[i-am-a-fish]

howdy guys i got thicc thighs

[i-am-a-fish]

be nice to your waiter or they’ll spit in your food???????

you fool, just be nice to them you don’t need any special reason

[i-am-a-fish]

the quickest way to get it is to ask nicely mate it’s not that complicated

[i-am-a-fish]

BREAKING: all of my bones one by one oooooh…. ouch…… oh!!…. owieee……….

[i-am-fishs-parent]

be careful my funky friend!

[i-am-a-fish]

*eats a hotdog*

well, Hot Dog!

[i-am-a-fish]

*eats potato wedges*

well, Potato Wedges!

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m very good at recognizing foods!

[i-am-fishs-parent]

proud of you!!

[i-am-a-fish]

*eats a hotdog*

well, Hot Dog!

[i-am-a-fish]

just overheard someone say mood today irl…… i feel safe

[i-am-a-fish]

I FINALLY HAVE MY VERY OWN SKIRT!!!!! FUCKING YES IT’S TIME TO BE PRETTY 

[i-am-a-fish]

Complimented today!!! By three people!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

women with big arms

[elegantcherryblossomsheep]

women with arms.

[i-am-a-fish]

YES

[ya-boi-coru]

Women

[i-am-a-fish]

YES

[i-am-a-fish]

sp

spookyyyyyy…..

[i-am-a-fish]

spoo……. spooooooooooo………

[catscafecomics]

Snake always gets a table for two.

[i-am-a-fish]

you wanna know what’s the fuckin MANLIEST THING EVER???? taking all the male stereotypes, and replicating literally none of them

[i-am-fishs-parent]

this is some good stuff right here!! proud of you for dismantling stereotypes goldie!

[i-am-a-fish]