I Identify As A Mistake

[beardedmrbean]

[existennialmemes]

Nothing says "Healthy and Functional Democracy" like an entire nation being gripped by dread because it's an election day.

[catchymemes]

[pukicho]

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

[nickeldoodler]

This Barbie is an ancient Slavic witch

[writing-prompt-s]

You have been kidnapped by a human trafficking ring, & it’s unlikely that the authorities can recover you at this point. Unfortunately for your kidnappers, your SO is a member of the Greek pantheon.

[catchymemes]

[gingersnapwolves]

the way Benoit Blanc just said “my hands are tied” and then “but here are some explosives, I’m going to leave the room”

I’m in love

[transjudas]

Knives Out + Glass Onion parallels

[renthebarbarian]

Benoit Blanc seeing a woman of color being antagonized by rich assholes:

[all-things-breathing]

a scooby doo series set in community college where the gang is in a criminology class and end up in a huge debate on the first day of class that leads to them starting a podcast talking about local urban legends, only to realize things aren’t quite adding up and they go to investigate for ~journalistic authenticity~ and end up solving a real-life crime disguised as supernatural occurrences. this happens every week and they’re frequently featured on the school newspaper. they only have twenty listeners

[lolwtfmemes]

[ashstfu]

[borninthe80slovingtheladies]

Ugh, don't remind me

[catchymemes]

[burnt-out-eldest-daughter]

This article trying to explain this site in the wake of the hilarious trolling of the checkmark thing might be the funniest thing I’ve read in a while:

Because, heh, this tracks:

[amalasdraws]

Elon Musk pissed in the blue checkmark pit

[mens-rights-activia]

Oh lookie here, somebody’s tying to reap the rewards of being loved without subjecting themselves to the mortifying ordeal of being known

[ashekirk]

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.