DK on the rise

Hello! huh... 29 years old already. didn't think i could make it this far. guy in college studying to be a game designer. I'm also working to be an artist, writer, you know- a genuine jack of all trades. talk to me about stuff!

[wilwheaton]

Republicans are Fascists.

[guerrillatech]

[badndngirl]

just write a shitty poem, what do you have to lose

[badndngirl]

To everyone reblogging this and saying something like “my dignity,” may I submit this very good and accurate tweet

[despazito]

new plan: find a really good fursuit maker and you can avoid rent forever

[orpheuslament]

i dont need therapy i need more tattoos & piercings & to have gay sex

[orpheuslament]

hope it helps

[prokopetz]

"This is a horny thing, isn't it" like, I can't prove to you that it's not, but I'm reasonably confident that if I actually was being horny on main, you would not feel the need to be asking that question.

[prokopetz]

The human libido is a many-splendoured thing, whose beauty is that literally anything could be a horny thing, for the right person and in the right context, all this is true, but to suppose that this in particular is secretly a horny thing we must first posit that I am capable of subtlety.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Call my ass the laundromat the way it's taking heavy loads

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Everyone's a critic

[twistcmyk]

[emotion-deluxe]

call me raw dough the way i wanna be kneaded, baked, and bred

[emotion-deluxe]

and lathered in oil.

[emotion-deluxe]

Oh ABSOLUTELY.

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[creepiqorn]

[junkalopes]

[dominant-dominion]

Keep talkin shit and you won't get that pussy ate.

[frankensteins-revival]

Keep talking shit and you’re gonna get your pussy ate so good you’ll astral project

[dominant-dominion]

Perfect example of brat tamer vs pleasure dom.

[quitetheketch-moved]

[blagueofchaos]

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

[stupidpetface]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

[kazoo-goddess]

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Based on this post. Art by abessivecreativity!

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Everyone always asks to get broken, never to get healed.

[funny-tik-toks]