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Oh I fear he gets me a little too well 🫣

that first glimpse at jealous Shane and Ilya's adorable reaction to it 🥹

thinking about the boston raiders spending years watching ilya flirt with models, actors, pop stars, and all sorts of Professionally Hot People. always at the top of his game, no matter how famous or supernaturally attractive they are. no one’s seen him so much as stutter when chatting up someone whose face looks perfect on a billboard and somehow better in real life.

then the raiders shoot a PSA for the boston library. it’s the first time ilya’s been in a library since he was a child. and he simply cannot handle the librarians. they spend an extra hour filming because ilya stutters whenever someone with glasses asks him a direct question. he misspells his own name while getting a library card when the man helping him rebuttons the top of his collared shirt. he tries to flirt with a woman reshelving books by asking her what the numbers on the spines mean and if he can get hers; she doesn't clock his pick-up line and explains the dewey decimal system to him for ten minutes. ilya blushes the entire time.

marley tells this to shane years later and shane is like,,,that tracks and no i will not elaborate. but we own an industrial grade glasses cleaner because i couldn’t figure out how else to get cum out of the crevices.

tafkarfanfic

But you have to understand, this is the environment all this is going down in:

#as someone who went to a WEDDING at the Boston public library.#that tracks 100%#magical building

birdmans

blond-shell

—LIBERTY TREE, PHOEBE BRIDGERS

logarithmicpanda

"There's so much I want to read" I say, reading nothing at all

mephistopheles

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

mephistopheles

500 MILES?!?!?!

gatekeepslay

LMFAOOOO #real

diphowell

this face when he's reacting to himself <3

jesterlavorres

katinacrisis

the centaurs 100% believe shane is a top btw. he never corrects them. ilya tries to tell them all the time but they never believe him. they’re like “man you don’t have to pretend w us there’s no shame in being a bottom” and ilya is trying to murder them with his eyes