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33 | she/her | ally 🏳️‍🌈 | GVF ♡ | Janny lane | occasional fic writer, avid fic reader | Hollanov 🇷🇺🇨🇦

[i-choose-the-road]

Just for clarification - I love all of the members of Greta Van Fleet; I'm just most comfortable writing Jake and Danny at the moment!

☆ = smut

♡ = fluff

◇ = angst

I feel like this should go without saying, but all my works are and will be 100% fictional, and in no way represent any true events or any of the members of Greta Van Fleet in real life. This is all for fun.

If any work is followed with a ☆ that means it contains content only suitable for 18+ readers - minors DNI.

Some are explicit and some aren't, but these are ALL SLASH. Proceed with caution!

Per Sempre ☆♡ (established romantic relationship)

Chapter 1 • Chapter 2 • Chapter 3 • Chapter 4 (FIN)

Moonlight Ride - A Per Sempre Story ♡☆ (one-shot)

White Claw ☆♡ (one-shot) (established romantic relationship)

Two Peas in a Pod ♡ (one-shot) (established romantic relationship)

Cabin Fever☆♡◇

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5

Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 (FIN)

Winter Blues: A Cabin Fever Story♡

Homeward Bound: A Cabin Fever Story ♡◇

Severance♡◇ (FIN)

Masterpost

Honorary Kiszka ♡◇ (one-shot)

Guilty ☆ (Blurb)

At First Sight ☆♡ (WIP)

Chapter One

Magnolias ◇♡

Trick or Treat ♡ (blurb)

Watch You Bloom ☆♡◇

Part One

The Marauder

[cleradin7]

im starting a tag game!!! let’s all take this quiz that tells you which ao3 tag are you!

I’ll go first!

tags: @elthewise @figzzst4r @sillygoobernuts @abithetheatrekid @dustineila @pendragonstarz @crunchie-morris @crzytgther @lycheeeejelly @iluvstrawberriessomuch @zombiegrains @funkopop547 @yoursleepdemon @miwiseheart @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @landofeternalsummer @viciousdeliciousketchup @isawyourgreenhair @nuclear-atm0sph3ar @nocturnaljesterdemon @iconsumebylerfanart @occasionalpisser @oliveespineapples @the-greatest-ranger @thechi1dofthestars @heavenlee-makes-stuff @stringcheeseisforeverr @cybrbat @painterpangolin13 @hazelsky62 @scribbledolives @mayawithany

[cybrbat]

thanks for the tag! this is so fun

im lazy, open tags

[michellequeerler-irl]

oh okay 💗

tags: @tiny-rat-telephone, @kiwistarrrzz, @kaydenhi, @zombiezinmydreams, @hollanovhattrick, @ventusvia, @bulionzkury + open =P

[hollanovhattrick]

Boo yeah

@thehyperfixationistlass @embers-to-ash

[annaleigh12]

AYYY MY FAVE

@ok-notgood-probablybad @i-choose-the-road @isto4u

[i-choose-the-road]

YESSSS ❤️😈

@pavartijanuswrites @bentleywilde @celebritxtum

[i-choose-the-road]

I've never pre-ordered an album so fast 😭

[i-choose-the-road]

It's here and it's BEAUTIFUL 😭

[i-choose-the-road]

Hey beautiful will you be dropping part 2 of watch you bloom?

Hello there, friend!

I do hope to eventually. I had most of it written not long after I posted the first part, but I really struggled with the ending and then a lot of life stuff happened. It's nice to know that people still care about my little story ☺️

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[academicblorbo]

Ilya Rozanov is the character of all time. He is Russian. He drinks vodka with ice, which I'm sure is a punishable offense. He is a hockey phenom. He doesn't follow a diet. He won the Stanley Cup before he was 25. He is both a loverboi and a fuckboi. He is bisexual. He is in love with his rival, who is a man. He has slept with every woman in Boston and Moscow. He used to fuck his coach's son. He listens to Bad Bunny. He drinks his respect women juice. He tells his teammates that he loves them. He misses his mom. He loves dogs. He has a husband, a boring Canadian neurotic autistic hockey player with beautiful freckles. He drives sports cars, most of which he gives up for his husband. He is great with kids. He is now Canadian. He wears Adidas, Diesel, and Jean Paul Gautier. He smokes. He checks in during sex. He lost in the Olympics to Latvia. He is afraid of loons. He got a loon tattoo.

Truly the character of all time

[i-choose-the-road]

The amount of relief that instantly coursed through my entire body when I checked the new GVF single credits and saw that Dave Cobb isn't the producer for this one 😭🎉😁 they're baaaaaaaaack, baby!

[im-derty-dan]

I've been resurrected

[fuckrozanov]

if ilya rozanov purred “such a good trick” in my face and then kissed me like i was ancient valuable porcelain with a five figure insurance policy and then proceeded to ghost me for 6 months i would kill him with a hammer

[i-choose-the-road]

Leave it to Tumblr to gift me with both a Russian-speaking friend and a friend with experience being in a circus to help me write my Hollanov circus AU! I love it here 😭

[fandomsandfairytales]

WE'RE SO BACK PEOPLE

(source)

Look at these boys being so silly. I didn’t realize how much I missed them 🥹😂

[i-choose-the-road]

Ilya’s father is listed as “the general” (or similar military/police term, I’m not certain of exact English translation) in his phone contacts. When he calls (in the first episode) you can see it on Ilya’s phone screen. I’m surprized people don’t mention that more.

Thank you for this! I did notice that a different word came up on his phone screen, but I hadn't paused to try to translate it yet. That just makes my theory make more sense

[i-choose-the-road]

These bastards will be getting the bill from my therapist 😂

[sunnypeachyy]

Hudson Williams | Met Gala 2026

[homeddie]

the double colored makeup omg

[actuallysara]

HUDSON WILLIAMS | 2026 Met Gala

[i-choose-the-road]

🫪🙃🫠😳