maddie (doesnt know whats happening here either)

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[mutinsfromthemoon]

they don't have a problem with showering together at the locker room actually because they don't need to hide or rush or use it as an excuse for sex. shower sex was never really about the shower it was just so shane could moan as loud as he wanted in hotels without people in the other room hearing. now they actually use the shower to debrief and gossip and just talk about the game they played and strategies. the problem actually is both of them losing track of time because they’ll just stand there sharing the shower and chatting like they’re at home and then shower together again at home and talk about all the things they couldn’t in the locker room. it doesn’t mean they don’t have sex shower anymore, it’s just they can have sex in more comfortable places and showering together is now bonding time

[lotstradamus]

#They're just both standing there naked in lukewarm low pressure water like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️#kind of sort of yelling to be heard over the sound of the water #And they're jocks so the Dicks Out of it all is something they have GENUINELY been desensitized to since puberty #Not to mention the fact that spousal nudity sometimes reaches a level of intimacy where it circles back around to being platonic #(In that it's like. Your body is mine and my body is yours and there is no part of you that I haven't seen) #So they fully do not realize that they've been standing there for half an hour. just gabbing. #The rest of the Cens don't even care either because they can HEAR Shane (again he is yelling) and he's just going on about like. #Fucking Corsi numbers or something.

[mostlyvalid]

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

[eyeballing9000]

pre-crash to wilderness to post-crash

[redlipstickresurrected]

Owen Gent (British, b. Exeter, England, based Bristol, South West, England) - The Blue Fox, Book Cover Illustration

[anyataylorjoys]

SWEETPEA・Episode 1 "Sorry For Your Loss"

[killherfreakout]

A new home, a swan dive, a blank page, a rewrite

[loo-nuh-tik]

Dearest Mother, I write to you with a heavy, heavy heart to tell you that I will not be able to attend Dad's funeral...

SAS: Rogue Heroes | 2.01 | 2.06 |

[nessa007]

Jenna Ortega + Death Becomes Her (1992)

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[melusinemuse]

[joygrey]

SANSA STARK

GAME OF THRONES S1 E10

[mary-philbin]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[hudkarma]

okay he's funny he can stay

[prideandprejudice]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + Joe Wright’s DVD Commentary

[mucho-smasho]

i knew they were strapped for runtime but i will forever mourn the loss of “if you mix that with cranberry juice, I will drown you in the lake” from the cottage episode

[alysmond]

OFF CAMPUS | Season 1, Episode 2, "The Practice"

[dailyflicks]

SPLASH (1984) dir. Ron Howard

[femalegifsource]

Ella Purnell as Lady Maria Grey in Belgravia (2020)