Flynn Ancunin

new to Tumblr. here because I need a new addiction after the youtube debacle. he/they

[segamascott]

your newborn baby crying is emotionally abusive to you it's called learned helplessness do not let narcissists take advantage of you

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Who do you want to get your hunting journal when you die?

naturally my diary will be burned with me so that my spirit doesn’t attach to it and stay here on the mortal coil. and so no one knows who i have a crush on

[i-h8-john-winchester]

#hispalbill

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Sir, are you ever worried that cirrhosis will take you out before your revenge quest is complete?

i don’t know what kind of monster that is but i bet i could kill it before it gets me

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Imagine that god himself appears before you, tells you that all of this had been a test, and that all you had to do to get your wife back was treasure her memory by raising her children with love.

. . .Ignore the fact that god looks like he's stoned out of his mind and wearing a bathrobe that hasn't seen a rinse cycle in only-he-knows-how-long.

well that would be great. i would easily pass that test

[johnwinchesterofficial]

maybe the real dead wife was the friends we made along the way.

my real dead wife was not a friend she was my alive wife and then she died

[johnwinchesterofficial]

Dean again. I got ER money by using the money you were gonna send to *Rules for Real Men* magazine. I'll pay you back sometime but Sammy was cryin', and his arm was all funky-shaped

was it not funky shaped before? are you sure he’s not just being vain?

[johnwinchesterofficial]

best answers to make your ungrateful kids stop asking for money for food?

just leave them. they’ll figure it out on their own

[i-h8-john-winchester]

Looking for someone to RP Castiel in a destiel omegaverse AU in the style of Into Your Hideaway.

18+ ONLY, not negotiable

Alpha!Cas, Omega!Dean

TW, will probably include themes of abuse, r@pe, starvation, past child abuse, possible SH etc etc, but also lots of fluff and hurt/comfort

I can either do smut or fade to black, whatever you're comfortable with.

I can write anywhere from 1 to 4 paragraphs, usually third person present tense, but I am flexible.

I hate to be that person but please be able to use relatively coherent grammar and punctuation, and not flanderize characters too much

I am starting college soon but I usually am able to reply quite a few times a day. I don't ghost.

I am very flexible as to details, if theres stuff you want to negotiate, please let me know

If you're interested, message me on Discord, I am @flynnancunin

[johnwinchesterofficial]

[i-h8-john-winchester]

[johnwinchesterofficial]

playing a fun car game with my four year old where he has to hold his baby brother’s car seat in his lap in the passenger seat and if the baby comes loose or goes flying or touches me while i’m drunk driving i leave them both at a fire station

[johnwinchesterofficial]

tried looking through dean’s diary to see if he was hiding any cash in there and it’s just a bunch of cut out pictures of patrick swayze. what does this mean

[johnwinchesterofficial]

i arrive at the pearly gates. they are guarded by two angels; one who always tells the truth and one who always lies. i whip out my 1977 AMT Hardballer .45 that has my dead wife’s name engraved on the trigger. i shoot one of the angels dead. i ask the other if their friend is alive or dead. they say their friend is alive, confirming they are the liar. i shoot that angel dead too. having successfully bypassed their riddle, i am thus able to sneak my truck into heaven with me creating a loophole which grants cars souls and either grants them access to heaven or damns them to an eternity in hell. i rev the engine as i ram through the pearly gates and it’s sick as hell. #mytruck

[today-in-the-bunker]

Today, Dean makes mimosas with breakfast and ends up accidentally getting on the verge of being tipsy. He absolutely does not mention to anyone how much lower his tolerance is now compared to a few years ago.

[i-h8-john-winchester]

Looking for someone to RP Castiel in a destiel omegaverse AU in the style of Into Your Hideaway.

18+ ONLY, not negotiable

Alpha!Cas, Omega!Dean

TW, will probably include themes of abuse, r@pe, starvation, past child abuse, possible SH etc etc, but also lots of fluff and hurt/comfort

I can either do smut or fade to black, whatever you're comfortable with.

I can write anywhere from 1 to 4 paragraphs, usually third person present tense, but I am flexible.

I hate to be that person but please be able to use relatively coherent grammar and punctuation, and not flanderize characters too much

I am starting college soon but I usually am able to reply quite a few times a day. I don't ghost.

I am very flexible as to details, if theres stuff you want to negotiate, please let me know

If you're interested, message me on Discord, I am @flynnancunin

[i-h8-john-winchester]

Its happening again folks get ready

[i-h8-john-winchester]

yall have to read this platonic!BloodyMary fic, its super good, and the author is gonna write more. She's my sister and I've threatened her to do so. Give it a read, its actually very good despite being written by my younger fellow-spawn

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82325371

[i-h8-john-winchester]

PART 2 OUT NOW

[i-h8-john-winchester]

yall have to read this platonic!BloodyMary fic, its super good, and the author is gonna write more. She's my sister and I've threatened her to do so. Give it a read, its actually very good despite being written by my younger fellow-spawn

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82325371