[goblinlord-deactivated20160826]

i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

[unclefather]

Do you know him?

[pacificrim-archive]

im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet

[firekill1015]

it’s not that funny

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

yea it is

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them

[ubercharge]

Easily the scariest moment of my virtual life

[itscocotime]

[skeletonize]

i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19  and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

[skeletonize]

i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.

[hopeful-weirdo]

This makes me so happy

[castielsteenwolf]

this is the future gays want

[sarahlouiseghost]

This is amazing! 😭🙌🏻👻

[thefullestco]

[versacemom]

Me when I get to see some strangers fighting at Applebee’s.

[000000000000000-1]

this is the saddest youtube comment i’ve ever read

[000000000000000-1]

this is the saddest youtube comment i’ve ever read

[bleachgirl]

[succulentbud]

this is uber. am outside

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

this post literally ruined my life

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[jupitersmusings]

i want this on my grave

[lostmedia-deactivated20250112]

[thecityofwind]

I walked by the new cat arcade today and I am shaken.

[tumblunni]

CAT ARCADE???

[thefaeborn]

CATCADE!!!! It’s in Chicago. https://www.thecatcade.org/ They do adoptions, they have a cafe and lounge, and they’re pretty awesome. Check out their site. :D And if you’re local, you can volunteer!

[sunfortune]

you ever feel like absolute garbage and then take a nap or just have a snack or something and feel 20 times better and then just be sitting there like a dumAss like wow, you Really Do Need to Eat and Sleep to Survive……..Wild

[finofilipino]

[eltigrechico]

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