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britneyspears

Hello, Tumblr peeps! I’m here!! Ask away…

jncoes

i would take a bullet for you britney

jennarabbit

Chopped Drinking Game

Learn how to cook, get schwasted.

Chris Santos: “I didn’t get any [whatever thing everyone else got].” Alex Guarnaschelli: “I love how bracingly acidic this is. That said, I hate it.” Aaron Sanchez: “I need to correct you bro; [Mole, salsa, other thing said with over-exaggerated awesome Spanish accent] is not [chocolate sauce, tomato sauce, other thing it isn’t].” Amanda Freitag: “It’s lovely, but I just wish it were sweeter. It’s very subtle.” Marc Murphy: “This is not an appropriate size for a/n [appetizer, main, dessert].” Geoffrey Zakarian: “Too spicy.” Scott Conant: “Too raw onion-y.” Marcus Samuelsson: “[Something, most likely meat] was not cooked properly.” Maneet Chauhan: “It’s just so [amazing, wonderful, positive sentiment] how different all these chefs are!” Hammered. Every time.

lovemakesyouwonder

ivonnabuenrostro

birdghost

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

unintelligibledifference

18+

birdghost

This Friend Is Available To All Ages You Fool

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natureandbeauty

moseby

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

willow

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can I cop this

#j

suspend

how to know if someone is serious about you: show them photos of you in 2010

rainbyrod-deactivated20160910

I dont want to do anything bc I am embarrassed. Im embarrassed of everything. The way I look. The way I talk. The things I say. What my eyes are doing. The clothes im wearing. Even my thoughts are embarrassing. It doesnt matter whether or not people can tell what im thinking, they do and im embarrassed of it.