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Verity | 19 | UK a right proper mess

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

[memewhore]

[lithping]

here he comes

[voideddragon]

[mozzarella-sticks]

YA novel idea: in a world where everyone is born with a countdown with how many french fries they are allowed to eat before death, one young man (me) is born with an infinity symbol

[cleromanticon]

He grows up thinking it’s an 8 so he never eats any fries. He’s teased and taunted by the High Fry kids. Then he eats his first fry on his 18th birthday. His number doesn’t change, but the rest of his world does…

[fruitsoftheweb]

“Real-time collisions”

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure 

[remanedur]

you were probably joking but i think you may be entirely right

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Dillary Clump

[lazyraspberry]

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

[savleighm]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Broccoli is good you cowards

[sharcncarter]

natasha just sit in the damn chair you drama queen

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

[fucktrey]

this images all have a particularly russian aura to them

[distinguishedbaloney]

[markantonys]

[nicolerichiecirca2003]

[yo-te-deactivated20151015]

[fwuitgummi]

[windows10virtualmachine]

Life imitates art

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

anyways,

[thenatsdorf]

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