thelurker

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

You'll never catch me following anyone

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

I am returned and rejuvenated

I missed a few great happenings

But I returned to see a wonderful happening while it was happening

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Consumed so much content I'm making fake posts in my mind. Lurked too hard must avoid screens when I return in 2 days I will review all missed posts. I'll miss happenings while they are happening but they will have happened.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

I just found something that made me smile. Tragically I thought about liking it but I had restraint. Even me who has dedicated their life to being a fly on the wall I still struggle with the urge to like and follow people who make me giggle. Just remember you can be like me. Just take it by not liking one post at a time. The lurker knows you can find peace in obscurity.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Should I share?

Do you deserve to know anything about the lurker?

I'll see eventually.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

The lurker has been lurking

👀

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Friendly reminder that liking someone's post is not lurking.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Thinking about my lurking plans. Will anyone ever know? I know so many of you already. *giggles and kicks my feet*

If you see me I see you.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Listening to my favorite sounds.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Thinking about lurking.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Just saw a happening that was happening. Let me tell you it was happening.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Lurked

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Lurking is love

Lurking is life

Start lurking today for the low low price of nothing

Preserve your digital anonymity

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

The things that I love don't love me back. Probably because I lurk so hard they don't know I exist.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

I just did my favorite thing and lurked for a few hours. Now I shall spend time with my creature. I love my creature.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Thinking about my favorite things.

[i-s-e-e-y-o-u]

Forgot what lurking was about and liked 500 YouTube shorts.