Lord Voldemort

I am your lord. You will bow down to me. If you're blood isn't pure, i don't know what you're doing here. Silly mistake.

[andromeda-negro-blog]

I GOT A JOB!!!!!

[i-yaxley-blog]

as a bar maid? *smirks*

[i-jamespotter-blog]

No that’s your job, Yaxley. I thought you wanted to keep that. You seem like you need the money.

[i-voldemort-blog]

i pay fine, thank you very much

[i-voldemort-blog]

/not actually chasing anyone..

/strokes chair.

[i-voldemort-blog]

Yaxley! And where do you think you're going?

[i-yaxley-blog]

N-Nothing, my l- HOW’D YOU GET FROM OVER THERE, TO HERE. STOP DOING THAT DAMMIT. 

[i-voldemort-blog]

/snarls. WHAT on EARTH are you on about?

[i-yaxley-blog]

YOU! Yes you Snakey-face were over THERE! and then you come along, looking EVEN MORE FUCKED UP THEN EVER.

[i-voldemort-blog]

/sexy-handsome-ima-kill-ya-voice. ...What'd you call me, Yaxley? /twitches.

[i-voldemort-blog]

Yaxley! And where do you think you're going?

[i-yaxley-blog]

N-Nothing, my l- HOW’D YOU GET FROM OVER THERE, TO HERE. STOP DOING THAT DAMMIT. 

[i-voldemort-blog]

/snarls. WHAT on EARTH are you on about?

[i-voldemort-blog]

Yaxley! And where do you think you're going?

[i-voldemort-blog]

Sorry bone-bag, that’s me actually.

[averypureslytherin-blog]

………………….. … yes, right. the dark lord is the greatest wizard of all. 8D ;;

[i-voldemort-blog]

Good. /shoots hex at his arse

[i-yaxley-blog]

THIS ISN’T FACEBOOK  no. i miss our bonding friendship where we would climb trees and kill rodents. Now.. you’re like a … what are you AIolos? 

[averypureslytherin-blog]

what the fuck is that.

… i don’t kill rodents. i think you were the one who climbed trees. /smirks.) i’m the greatest wizard you’ll ever meet. that’s what i am.

[i-voldemort-blog]

Sorry bone-bag, that's me actually.

[i-voldemort-blog]

ooc: LIKE WHAT ON EARTH DO I DO WITH THIS KID/SNAKE/MAN

[i-voldemort-blog]

Late? Oh no no no no

He just volunteered himself AS BAIT.

[i-voldemort-blog]

AVERY GET YOUR ASS TO THE MEETING

[i-voldemort-blog]

.. /flares nostrils. And why is that, Macnair? /twirls wand 

[macf-kingnair-blog]

.. because i’ve already graduated. i can’t do anything to fu— fail again. they’ll start getting suspicious. /wary look at the wand.)

[i-voldemort-blog]

Well i guess, you're just going to have to. Have you ever heard of hiding things in plain sight? Now GO. Or this wand will no longer be your friend. 

[i-voldemort-blog]

Get back there! We can not let that old bat recruit more into his ranks. 

[macf-kingnair-blog]

i can’t do that, my lord ..

[i-voldemort-blog]

.. /flares nostrils. And why is that, Macnair? /twirls wand 

[i-voldemort-blog]

/hisses NO! 

[macf-kingnair-blog]

… /resists urge to roll eyes.) what would you have me do, my lord?

[i-voldemort-blog]

Get back there! We can not let that old bat recruit more into his ranks. 

[i-voldemort-blog]

How dare you graduate

[macf-kingnair-blog]

……………………………………. was that not what i was supposed to do? 

[i-voldemort-blog]

/hisses NO! 

[andromeda-negro-blog]

#eat your wordsx

no i can afford food.

[macf-kingnair-blog]

i’m sorry, is there a point to this conversation or can i graduate in peace?

[i-voldemort-blog]

How dare you graduate

[i-yaxley-blog]

you have to.

i’m smart….ish okay! everybody knows! it was about time someone told him. He takes out all his hormones on us >:( 

[averypureslytherin-blog]

but i don’t want to, so. 

/FORCES OUT A LAUGH.) who tells you that? your mummy? 

you don’t tell the dark lord that. why. he’s going to take it out on us now. /facepalm.) 

[i-yaxley-blog]

Your mum actually. OMG JUST SHUT UP AND HALP WHAT DO WE DO 

[i-voldemort-blog]

*pulls bye the ear* yes, what do you do? 

[i-voldemort-blog]

Attention my death eaters

It is come to my attention that i am no longer being taken seriously by a number of our people. I will be holding a meeting, i expect attendance of ALL. this means you Avery and Yaxley.