My Obsessions Keep Me Alive

She/her | 20 | Fall Out Boy/Dan and Phil/ Twenty One Pilots. Art blog: @wordless-and-worthless

[littlegirlinvisible]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06: THE COTTAGE + HRTwT VERSION

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[my-2nd-account]

[itshype]

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

[pseudophan]

they said a lot in this video but the real truth is they wanted to launch a podcast but had to out their relationship to have something left to talk about

[shed-some-light]

yeah no i can't hang out today. yeah it's british youtubers again. yeah it'll be all day.

[bewareofthenotsonewphannie]

it's the way this kind of changes nothing but still like...very fundamentally shifts everything to the better.

like the house is still the same but we checked the basement and there are no rotting corpses there actually but just a nice place to hang out

[fictitiousponies]

Im so sorry for who Im about to become in the next several hours

[pseudophan]

they hardlaunch their relationship and immediately their profile picture is some gay shit. not a couples channel my ass

[cafephan]

i don’t care what your star sign is i want to know where you were when dan and phil posted on october 13th and at what point you started crying whilst watching

[shed-some-light]

ok actually phrebrand badges canceled here's your hard launch badges.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

and congratulations to phannies for winning the war on rpf on the side of the rpf

[danielhowell]

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

[schrodingersfucking]

in hindsight it was kinda nuts that they had matching bedding in the london apartment

[ineffableintroverts]

I love that in his coming out video Dan called us a bunch of degenerates and yet we just found out they’ve never fucked on YouTube

Is it really us that’s the degenerates Dan bc we never asked for that information as far as I’m aware buddy ?

[waffle-bubbles]

This is what Christians think gay marriage is

[amoontoyou]

seven years without uploading they come back with a satanic ritual