Throw some bitter, cake it rain

26 year old. I post and reblog things that interest me and love talking to new people.

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Back on tumblr after 250 days lets see what ive missed. A lot of people i follow changed their names so gotta figure that out again and why tf does my name have a “-blog” at the end

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iPhone needs a feature where an incoming call doesn’t take up the whole screen so you can do other things while you ignoring a phone call.

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All y'all gotta do is Settings > Notifications > Phone > Alert Style > Banners

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i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

[thefreshprintspgh]

is this piper chapman

[ohsosharky]

You don’t know me until you stayed up till 4 A.M with me

[larry-gergich]

[mimidees]

@iaintfraidofnoghosts nyet

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honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

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“Do I Like You Back Or Am I Idealizing You For Giving Me Attention” a 300 page research paper by me

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[iaintfraidofnoghosts]

SHE IS MS CAMERON FROM SEMHS THAT BITCH

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my kids: can you sing us a song from your time?

me: sure! *clears throat* WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?

my kids: jesus christ

me: YOU AIN'T MARRIED TO NO AVERAGE BITCH BOI

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When black people get invited a Mexican party

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

Do I smell “cultural appropriation”

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no you don’t go blow your nose

[snagglepuss]

“Um…Magneto tried to kill all of humanity…multiple times…”

yeah and i was there, rooting for him each time

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Queen of the North!

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[surprisebitch]

lana del rey - ride

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Listen: Kesha returns to music with confident and beautiful “True Colors”