Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Doug Jones
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA
almost home
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todays bird
macklin celebrini has autism
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EXPECTATIONS
Claire Keane
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bliss lane
Fieri Frames
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@ialwaysthoughtitwashumanbean
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
This image makes me feel at home. Every time I see it, it raises my self esteem so much I start crying. Like yea. I’m part of their group. I’m a he/they Queen. Im gonna kick ass today, girls.
Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.
Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.
Wanted to add my own pomegranate murder scene
Hey op ever consider writing poetry?
I tried but it only works when splitting the flesh with my nails and ripping out my own innards and bleeding over the page to replicate the pain I imagine others have done upon me. Or when I'm talking about pomegranates. They go hand in trembling hand
i can't casually listen to music. unfortunately everything i like makes me want to drop to my knees.
psssst... add that Florence + The Machine song to that playlist. Add that Hozier song. Add that Mitski song. Add that popular bop. Someone's art touched you to your core and relates to you, as it did with millions of other people
that's not cliché
that's the fucking human experience, gorgeous
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
Oh you’re tired?? Well i know a GREAT place to nap it’s called my chest with my arms holding you ever so gently yeah it’s got great reviews
still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you
ffs ....
Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs
Excellent additions.
Angels wear wingtips.
A lumberjack wears Timberlands.
Ice skaters wear slippers
Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans
VERY good addition!
Achilles wears heels.
HOW the hell have you been loca
what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.
“Amateur Opossum Actress” by Rebecca Kriz
I object to the diminishment of this opossum’s OBVIOUS theatrical skill and training
Thinking about how trains call to each other in the rainy night like whales do in the inky black of the sea.
babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain
