Switching Things Up

"Knowing the mouse might one day leave its hole and get the cheese... It fills you with determination." Adult•They/It/He

[kitchenscene]

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

[ragsy]

interesting how, in the realm of fiction, there are some morally reprehensible behaviors that are "acceptable" for someone's character to have, and some that wait a minute post canceled. My cat who doesn't like cuddles just settled directly into my lap for the first time in the 10 years I've known her

This is all that matters now

[ragsy]

She did it again. Discourse is cancelled forever

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes we all know about medieval jesters waging psychological warfare in times of combat, but wait there’s more!

at the beginning of battles they would ride in on horseback, juggling swords or lances, and taunt & bait  the opposition. soldiers would get so angry they would break rank & weaken formations just to try to kill the fool

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should also mention that a female jester was referred to as a “joculatrix,” thank you that is all

[notdingalingalingalingrita]

PLEASE GIVE ME FRUSTRATED KNIGHT X AMUSED JESTER WHOS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN TAUNTING THEM ESPECIALLY 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ART PROMPT

[sidhewrites]

What if we were both opposite side of a war, and u wouldn’t stop mocking me specifically before we went to battle, and we were both girls?

[yellowlartdump]

"Honey help I tried putting the child to sleep with a soothing car ride and now he's more excited than ever"

... and Bubble needs to pee

[cureofthenonesense]

Worlds most perfect men defeated by worlds dorkiest woman

[wags-my-tail]

yeagh

Edit: wow you guys really liked this uhh pls look at my other stuff

[somethinginworl]

Kit's mustard dog review!

[wazzaldorps-comic-hole]

Catgirl Seeking Metal Ball (Ignore Dinosaur)

[thebrainisnaturesnotepad]

let’s take ibuprofen together

[unchecked-ego]

gobbles learns some new words!!

[cellystars]

🎶Let's gobble up knowledge,

with Gobbles and friends🎶

[thethirdbill]

My video about watching the GAMEOVERSE Pilot is up! I hope you enjoy my thoughts and reaction if you check it out! WATCH THE PILOT ON GLITCH IF YOU HAVENT YET!!!

[chio-chan2artbox]

First time drawing Roger and it’s for majyor propaganda hehe

[chio-chan2artbox]

But there were in fact two witnesses 😂

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

They both look disturbed, bless their hearts

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

I know people don't like having the blindingly obvious suggested to them but the following do have to regularly be said to people I know so:

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

Is it plugged in properly?

What does the manual say?

You can probably Google that

Have you eaten?

I know you remember making the food but did you actually eat it?

Well do it sitting down then

You're probably having a reaction to one of the ingredients, read the label and see if there's anything in there that you recognise

Okay did you actually tell him that? With your mouth? Using words?

The painkillers only work if you take them

Cool had has self-flagellating actually made this work before or?

Yeah okay you 'must remember to' but you remember to NOW so do it NOW

Put it in your fucking calendar

Do you want me to show you how to set up reminders

So use BOTH hands then

... the suggestions of the blindingly obvious will continue until people demonstrate consistently that they don't need it.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

did you take your fucking meds

[coolskeleton80085]

ive been infected. intrulogical. ough