Hi. I’m Chris. I’m An Unpologetic Dork.

Chris. 43. Lover of music, Stephen King, horror movies, good beer, whiskey, and Dr. Pepper. MDNI. If you’re a profile without an age, you will be blocked. No exceptions.

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My response to pretty much everything. #dethklok #metalocalypse

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[haaaaaagggggg]

“The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe

Read by Christopher Walken

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600% of the time, it works every time.

[expressions-of-nature]

by Danilo Faria

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My old backyard.

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by Danilo Faria

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Treated myself to an early birthday present.

So. In. Love.

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I Dunno.

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Wasn’t expecting onion-chopping ninjas watching this, but here we are. Bra. Fucking. Vo. I would say this is their strongest musical album since Plastic Beach.

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John Cleese and Graham Chapman relaxing on the set of Monty Python And The Holy Grail - 1975

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Legends.

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We believe what we choose

Is that not the truth?

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[hainlighe]

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Canis major. “Sirius, the brightest star in the heavens, is in this constellation.”  Trees, stars and birds. 1919. 

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Work is boring. Here’s my ugly mug.

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Shut up it’s funny.

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Fuck Kid Rock. And fuck you if you like him or any of this stupid bullshit.