pathetic boy with sad eyes

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[shxrkk]

The Avengers: aw he’s so cute

Tony: thanks he’s a rescue

Peter: stop telling people that

[ririmustdie]

pete is a nickname and nicknames are for friends but peter lewis kingston wentz iii is no friend of mine

[ramen8008]

‎Tony: [pinching bridge of his nose] Peter isn't my son. What would make you think that?

‎Clint: Any kid who can stand you has to be of your blood

Bruce: and you literally refer to him as your kid

Tony: yeah cause he's my kid but he's not my kid kid

Nat: this seems unnecessarily complicated compared to just admitting to having a son

‎Tony: He's not- how many of you thought Peter was my kid?

‎Everyone raises their hands

‎Tony: Rhodey?? You too? You would know if I had a kid!

‎Rhodey: I just assumed it was a down low kind of thing. That I wasn't supposed to mention it you know?

‎Tony: I- Peter put your hand down

‎Peter: But-

‎Tony: You know I'm not your father

‎Peter: No, you don't

‎Tony: Yes I do. You look like your dad. You showed me a picture of him!

‎Peter: Well you don't need to be blood related to-"

‎Tony: I'm not adopting you

‎Peter: But I'm an orphan!

‎Tony: You can't use the orphan card, you have your aunt May

‎Peter: ...But-

‎Tony: No shush, you are not convincing me to adopt you.

‎Peter: :(

‎Tony: Now-

‎Clint: Why won't you adopt him Tony?

‎Thor: Yeah, you must undertake the orphan

‎Tony: He's not-

‎Rhodey: Look at the poor kid, have some decency Tony

Peter: 🥺

Nat: we all think you should adopt the kid

‎Tony: what- No. Guys I'd be a terrible father

‎Steve: You need to take responsibility

‎Tony: I- what? How is he my respon- what is everyone talking about???

‎Bruce: How could you say no to him? He is clearly in need of a guardian

‎Tony: He has a guardian-

‎Peter: I think May would be willing to make you my second guardian

‎Tony: Put your hand down, Peter. This isn't happening

‎Bucky: *mumbles*

‎Tony: [squinting eyes at Steve] What did he just say?

‎Steve: He said that you probably feel like you'd be a bad father figure to Peter because of your own father. But it's okay because you're better than that

‎Tony: ...he did not say that

‎Bucky: [nods] yes I did. i said that

‎Tony: [throws arms in the air] You guys are impossible!

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[stealingpotatoes]

i know its been a while since it came out but im preeetty sure this is exactly how CATWS ended

(tip jar! // comms status)

[piouscoffeelover]

i miss you 2012 avengers. i miss you the avengers tower. i miss you irondad and spiderson. i miss you meme lord shuri and peter. i miss you loki lingering in the tower for no other reason than that he's the main love interest. i miss you poptart-eating thor. i miss you grumpy bucky barnes. i miss you old man, chronically offline steve rogers. i miss you clint in the vents. i miss you girls night with wanda and natasha. i miss you resurrected, shamelessly flirty pietro. i miss you clueless, socially inept vision. i miss you the rare bruce banner feature. i miss you sassy sam wilson. i miss you cheeky reader who always called fury by his first name. i miss you super nanny phil coulson. i miss you christmas avengers blurbs in the middle of the fanfiction written by an autistic 14 year old. i miss you 😔😔😔

[allowmetohityouwithmyreblog]

The avengers watching a film in the tower:

Peter, seeing somebody get hit by a train on screen: ha! Been there done that- not as fun as it looks.

Tony, barely listening: uh-huh

The other avengers, all looking at peter: ..

Tony, launching off the couch: yOU WHAT?

[lethargical-lily]

I folded and made a Stony version

[phoebe4rt]

Savoring the very last bits of summer…

[ramen8008]

Tony invented time travel because he couldn't forget Peter.

And now Peter lives in a world where nobody remembers him.

And he never got to know that Tony invented time travel FOR HIM

[ssayakamikiirl]

Slop i made ok

[jaspermustd1e]

haha frayrard yuri am i right guys

[whitney-bird]

quality is gonna b crap and i haven't posted in forEVER, but i offer lesbians

[addysblews]

This is how I feel anytime I see Patrick Stump

[reddxn]

got excited about the new chapter 🤗🤗🤗

you know how brands and stuff have phrases associated with them? like nike has just do it? well this should be tgcautnaf's official one and it should always look exactly like this thank yuou for creating such a masterpiece <3

[notreyi]

[ghostedmemoryofficial]

i think Peter as Tony's personal intern could go so many funny fucking ways and i am so surprised that i haven't seen more people taking advantage of this fact. imagine it:

Peter has been given an internship with Stark Industries as Tony Starks very own personal intern. Now, Midtown and the public do not know this (all Midtown knows is that he HAS an internship, whether or not the students believe him. here, the teachers at least do). Peter is in Tony's lab after school on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and is usually there during the weekends as well.

Hence, he starts to act more and more like Tony as it goes along. Just imagine people walking up to him to have a conversation, and he starts saying some bullshit.

Teacher: everybody, turn to whoever you are sitting next to and work on this assignment together for the rest of class, please.

Peter: *turns, nods, goes back to his own work*

Classmate: uhh. so are we going to work on this together, or?

Peter: *silently slides his paper over. it's completed* just don't talk to me.

Even more, he'd start to have a relationship with the Avengers as well, not just as Spider-man, but as Peter Parker. And, by spending so much time with Tony, he's gotten significantly more confident. Imagine him deciding to mention the PSA's with Steve.

Steve: hey, Peter, is Tony around?

Peter: if I knew, I wouldn't tell you

Steve: what? why?

Peter: I had to listen to you lecturing me for two hours after school on a Monday. I'm sick of your face, Steven.

Steve: ...you weren't here on Monday? We also didn't have a case together? I haven't seen you since Thursday last week.

Peter: *turns, gives Steve the most deadpan stare he can manage* so, you got detention.

Steve: ...I'll see myself out. Hey, FRIDAY? where is Tony and help me get as far away from this teenager as soon as possible

idk i just think there are so many comedic possibilities and i need them utilised.

[markmentomoreef]

SEVEN???!!