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You can never say I wasn't there for you, cause I stayed even when I knew I should have left.

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Villains never break up because they are tenacious...

Even when they are in love.

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Only the people I'm comfortable with can truly know me, embrace me, and console me.

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Just go with the thing that makes your heart beat faster.

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Who cares about destiny?

If someone shows up when you need them, you call that destiny.

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To become lovers from friends is simple. One person only has to step closer.

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If you love someone, you have to tell them now before your fleeting days become filled with regrets.

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There are many things we wouldn't know unless we express it.

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Where did we go wrong?

How did we end up looking down a path with no knowledge of what awaits us?

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Always plan for the fact that no plan ever goes according to plan.

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We don't learn much when things go right.

It's when things go wrong when we learn the most.

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You don't hate someone if you don't like them.

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In a sea of selfish, self-driven friends, your blunt and outspoken friend is the most real friend you will ever have.

In today's society, everyone is either living to please others or living to please themselves. It's very rare to find a friend who sits perfectly in the middle.

The truth is, the blunt and outspoken people of this world are the most real people you will meet.

They have no shame in speaking their mind and if need be, calling you out on your bullsh*t. They do it in the name of self-realization because, without these people how would we ever be aware of our bullsh*t?, especially when other people are too afraid to speak up.

Their realness and blunt way of saying things can sometimes embarrass or even offend us with their truthfulness, and this sometimes makes us question our friendship with them but honestly, would you rather have a friend who speaks their mind about matters that concerns you behind your back, or would you rather have a friend who says it to your face?

I have two of the most outspoken best friends and every day I am thankful for their friendship.

Without them, I would never have realized half my bullsh*t and because of them, I am a better person. They have proven to be the most loyal and trustworthy friends I have ever had, l literally can’t imagine life without them.

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Law in the time of Covid-19

1. Request for admission - yung sobrang bored mo umamin ka na sa crush mo na type mo siya

2. Right to remain silent - yung umamin yung may crush sa iyo pero di mo type kaya sumagot ka nalang ng “haha sira”

3. Execution of judgment for a specific act - di ka makalabas kasi wala kang barangay pass/permit kaya nakisuyo ka sa iba ng bilin

4. Omnibus motion rule - bilhin mo na lahat ng mabibili mo before the lockdown, otherwise barred ka na bumili later

5. Twin notice rule - sinabihan kang 2 bote lang ng alcohol pwede mong bilhin

6. Motion for new trial - tinopak ka at nakipagbalikan ka sa ex mo, claiming your neglect before was excusable naman, provided within 15 days to from break up

6. Petition for relief from judgment - within 60 days but not more than 6 months from the time na naturn down ka ng type mo (pero di mo nakita agad na tinurn down ka kasi inunfriend mo kaya nasa message request ang message niya at ngayon mo lang nakita during quarantine), message mo ulit para umattempt makipaglandian baka sakali pwede na

7. Preliminary Attachment - dahil limited ang supplies ng pagkain at marami kayo sa bahay, nilagyan mo na ng pangalan ang gusto mong kainin para isave at di makain ng iba

8. Replevin - naalala mo mga libro mong pinahiram sa iba na di mo mabasa sana ngayon kaya gusto mo na makuha

9. Declaratory Relief - yung di mo na maintindihan ano ang pwede at di pwede sa dami ng issuances and announcements araw araw, kelangan ng declaration of rights before we commit any breach

10. Attractive nuisance - yung pinapanuod mo ang mga nilamon na ng systema ng tiktok at malapit na malapit ka na sumali din

11. Sufficient in form and substance - napatinder ka na sa boredom mo at kakagat ka na sa profile na nakita mo, mukang okay naman siya, pwede na to bigyan ng due course, meaning magchat na kayo

12. Forcible Entry - yung covid dumating sa Pinas and the entry was unlawful from the very beginning (thanks to Ivan Luzuriaga for this)

13. E-Commerce Act - panay video conferencing na kayo ng tropa mo, pati inuman video conferencing, tutal naman lagi may quorum

14. Charivari - yung mga kapitbahay mong wagas mag videoke

15. Contempt - yung galit ka ata sa pagkain kasi wagas ka kung lumamon araw araw. 9 meals a day ka na ata.

16. Guardianship - yung gusto mo nang ikulong sa kwarto ang mga senior citizen na matitigas ang ulo na pinipilit makalabas kahit ilan beses mo nang pinaliwanag ang risks

17. Termination of guardianship - sa iyo nagalit yung matitigas na ulo na senior citizen sa number 16

18. Hospitalization of the insane - malapit ka na mabaliw kasi miss na miss mo na mag samgyup hinahanap na ng katawan mo ang usok sa lutuan ng samgyup/ hinahanap na ng katawan mo ung sandamakmak na asukal ng milktea - withdrawal is real

18. Change of Name - ito siguro iaavail upon age of majority ng mga batang pinanganak recently at pinangalanang “COVID”

19. Unaccepted offer - yung niyaya ka ng tropa mo na magexercise kayo during quarantine pero dinedma mo - mas masaya kumain

20. Commodatum - nakikigamit ka ng netflix account ng iba

21. Continuing mandamus - yung work from home set up, wagas ang pasok ng trabaho

22. Writ of Kalikasan - para sa mga taong inequate ang quarantine sa hindi pagligo - hindi po bawal maligo during quarantine, in fact dapat po lagi maligo at maging malinis 😛

23. Destierro - stay at home and social distancing muna tayo

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ᵀʰᵉʸ ˢᵃʸ, ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ, ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵖᵃʳᵗˢ.

ᴬᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿᵉ'ˢ ᶠˡᵃʷˢ ⁱˢ ᵈⁱᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗᵘʳⁿⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇˡⁱⁿᵈ ᵉʸᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵖᵃʳᵗˢ

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Suggested Answers to Common Questions asked by relatives to law students

1. Kelan ka gagraduate?

The date is subject to a suspensive condition of passing all subjects when my means permit me to do so but do not worry, it is not subject to a vain hope, hence, valid, next question please.

2. Bakit ang taba mo na?

In Calalang v Williams, Social justice was defined as "neither communism, nor despotism, nor atomism, nor anarchy," but the humanization of laws and the equalization of social and economic forces by the State so that justice in its rational and objectively secular conception may at least be approximated. Social justice means the promotion of the welfare of all the people...Social justice, therefore, must be founded on the recognition of the necessity of interdependence among divers...consistent with the fundamental and paramount objective of the state of promoting the health, comfort, and quiet of all persons, and of bringing about "the greatest good to the greatest number." Narinig mo yun? Greatest good to the greatest number kaya malaki ung timbang ko kasi may greatest good ako.

3. Bakit wala ka pa bf/gf?

The law is a jealous mistress, and requires a long and constant courtship. It is not to be won by trifling favors, but by lavish homage.

4. Ano masasabi mo sa (insert high profile case mentioned in the news)?

Sub judice is a Latin term which refers to matters under or before a judge or court; or matters under judicial consideration. In essence, the sub judice rule restricts comments and disclosures pertaining to pending judicial proceedings. The restriction applies to litigants and witnesses, the public in general, and most especially to members of the Bar and the Bench.

5. So ipagtatanggol mo ako pag nakulong ako?

One who comes into equity must come with clean hands. Mag safeguard po muna kayo tito/tita.

6. Anong year ka na ba?

Hindi po ako taon. I am a natural born Filipino citizen po. Kayo po ba? Tao, bagay, hayop, o di-tiyak?

7. Ilang taon ka pa mag-aaral? Ang tagal mo nang nag-aaral.

Wala pong prescriptive period ang pag-aaral ng law.

8. Hingi pala ako ng adbiso sa iyo, kasi yung kapitbahay ko/tropa ko (insert mahabang kwento teeming with irrelevant facts). Ano maipapayo mo?

In Cayetano v Monsod, the Supreme Court defined practice of law as any activity, in or out of court, which requires the application of law, legal procedure, knowledge, training and experience. To engage in the practice of law is to perform acts which are usually performed by members of the legal profession. Generally, to practice law is to render any kind of service which requires the use of legal knowledge or skill. So bale po hinihingi niyo ako mag engage in unauthorized practice of law sa paghingi niyo ng legal advice, na di ko po magagawa. Sarreh.

9. Bakit ganon ang (insert law na di mo alam or alam mo pero di mo alam ang ratio for the law)

Ay tito/tita, bakit di niyo alam? Hala kayo nakalagay sa Civil Code ingorantia legis non excusat. Tsk tsk tsk.

10. Dilawan ka ba? Or ka DDS?

I am for the Filipino people.

Tandaan: pag malabo ang tanong, bigyan din ng malabong sagot para quits lang 😛

Alternatively, pag mahirap ang tanong, ibalik mo sa kanya ang tanong, why what is your understanding of the law? Why do you say so? You mean to tell me that you think the law provides (insert what tito/tita said)? What does the law provide? Pag recit mo sila. 😛

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In Law School, we don't say...

1. Be careful, we say exercise the diligence of a good father of a family;

2. Single since birth, we say res nullius;

3. You like drinking alcohol, we say you’re a habitual alcoholic;

4. Pinaasa mo ko, we say dolo causante;

5. I didn’t mean it, we say I was in good faith;

6. Initial reaction, we say res gestae;

7. Paano mo nalaman, we say factum probans;

8. Accident, we say tort;

9. Unano, we say foundling;

10. Ang gulo mo, we say you’re a ruffian;

11. I’m stressed, we say articulo mortis;

12. I’m beyond stressed, we say rigor mortis;

13. Daanan, we say easement;

14. Tapos na ang lahat sa amin at di na kami magbabalikan pa, we say res judicata;

15. Literally, we say verba legis.