I Don't Pretend To Know What I'm Doing

Just another girl from England

[catchymemes]

[sourcedumal]

May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you

[melonmemes]

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

One

Topology 

[pon-raul]

theres two ,what is this 

[rosswoodpark]

pon its one long hole

[pon-raul]

if you open both ends of a can is it just one long hole?

no you just cut two full circles so its two holes

[hepetitisandronicus-deactivated]

If you cut open only one side of the can it’s not a hole

[pon-raul]

yes it is.????

if you dig a hole outside in the dirt is it now not a hole if you dont continue and pop out from the opposite side of the globe? of course not

[kalichnikov]

Then it’s a pit but go off lol

[pon-raul]

no it’s not you big idiot

[lastknownlocation]

[belugasandbeer]

[the-sarcastic-valkyrie-deactiva]

A boi from another world.

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

[latenights]

Ever pluck a guy’s eye brows and realize that they are absolutely not the superior gender and are weak as shit

[dianapforlunch]

Bruce Banner in Avengers (2012): Hulk is the darkest part of me…The wrath I cannot control…Why my bones are made of glass…

Bruce in Infinity War (2018): What the FUCK did you just say, ugly ass green thumb looking mf?? NO???? what the FUCK is up hulk step the FUCK up hulk

[asgardianss]

Taika made Bruce cool

[freakxwannaxbe]

When you first start dealing with depression vs Dealing with it now

[aflairformisadventures]

high hopes // panic! at the disco

[seeyoucowpoke-deactivated201605]

Other girls: slutty clothes, skinny legs, flat stomach

Me: classy clothes, 6 ft tall, vice president, i am joe biden

[twistmygrinder]

“Addicts don’t give up till they hit rock bottom, and you never will”

[valtsv]

tumblr post: reblog if you’re not homophobic!!!!1!

me, a gay who is tired of seeing this shit on my dash:

[teashoesandhair]

Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.

[teashoesandhair]

This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi:

[teashoesandhair]

Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything…

[eldritchnonsense]

This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying.

You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’.

You’re a force to be reckoned with.

[teashoesandhair]

No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself?

[teashoesandhair]

So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um

[teashoesandhair]

If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements.

[perringwrites]

Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now

[teashoesandhair]

That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but

I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath??????

[teashoesandhair]

I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it

[teashoesandhair]

Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but

7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate??

[teashoesandhair]

Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this

Suck it, subconscious.

[parasite-core]

You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified.

[beabaseball]

Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit

[teashoesandhair]

I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box

[thededfa]

This author is a sleeping God among mortals

The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers

[teashoesandhair]

Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned

When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig

[tzikeh]

I really hope the title of your story is “Team.”

[elfstaranymore]

also re: teens sitting around with their tablets and smartphones

like, if a kid can access the internet (with some privacy still) while also sitting in the same room as their parents, honestly that’s better and more social than what I did as a teenager, which was hole up in my room at my desktop computer that I couldn’t move anywhere else in the house

mostly what I see from the teens in my family is they will sit and scroll through their phone, but if something interesting starts happening, or a new person enters the room, or they see something cool they want to share, they look up and interact again, because they’re sitting right there with everyone else.

that is waaaay more social than 2002 me, hunched over my desktop for hours and only seeing my mom in passing when I went to microwave a burrito at 1am. way, way more social.

[feministess]

My whole family does this now. We’re all in the same room, but each on a phone, tablet, or laptop. Certain poop heads will shake their heads at how technology is dividing us.

But

Like

What do they think families have done for since ever? Talk constantly while playing educational board games every evening? No.

They’d each be reading, or sewing, or writing letters or some shit, and mostly sat quietly near each other but not bothering each other.

[elfstaranymore]

yes this

It reminds me of the whole “omg people on trains used to TALK to each other” argument. No, they didn’t. They read the newspaper or stared straight ahead avoiding eye contact.

[tinyhatonapumpkin]

People have been finding reasons not to talk to each other for centuries.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ice cream has bent more spoons than psychics.

[babyanimalgifs]

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