What Would Jesus Blog?

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Ah, the yawn and grab. Works every time.

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Quit slackin'!

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Norm? Is that you?

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Just sayin’.

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Keep it wherever you want, just keep it away from me.

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Long hair is great for hiding earbuds. Try to resist headbanging.

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There's a reason I made sure they didn't made it on the ark.

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When you finally find your drunk friend wandering aimlessly in the middle of the road.

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When I said "anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it" I didn't mean "remain immature idiots."

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Plot twist: The world actually did end in 2012. You've all been dead since. How are you enjoying Hell so far?

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I am always watching. Even though it looks like the coast is clear, I can still see you picking your nose.

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