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Simon:*In a drunken state crawling on all fours over into Grace’s lap, one hand inbetween Grace’s thighs the other against the ships wall beside Grace’s head. Simon’s face inches from Grace’s* I wanna fuck you like an animal.

Grace:*Beet Red and sober* O-oh!

snifsnoof

going positively insane!!!!! ♪

capybaracrockpot

What timestamp does Markiplier get saved by Ryan Gosling and they start making out, I wanna be ready

bloodymaryteardrop

*Grace finally sleeps after several sleepless nights watching over an injured Simon*

Rocky: I hate seeing you like this convict Simon, statement.

Simon:*Breathing heavy through pain* Like what?

Rocky:Alive.

geobeed

posting this on here because i think it's very funny but it's also here

bloodymaryteardrop

Grace: The last time Simon and I got into a fight, he panicked.

Rocky: And did what, question?

Grace: He burned our marriage certificate and shouted, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"

luvv2deathh

Since Grace quite literally had every piece of information available on digital stored in the Hail Mary, you think there was a chance he could’ve watched… this ?

shnehollander

when the sex is a character analysis

bk-poetry

Announcing Fanfiction.lol !

hey all! i've built a new ao3 fork called fanfiction.lol 🤙🏽 key differences:

🚫 no invite queue: sign up and start posting immediately. no waiting, no velvet rope.

🏳️‍🌈 expanded content warnings: added ableism, homophobia/transphobia, racism, rpf and more. plus relationship tags for aro/ace spectrum, qpr, non-binary/genderqueer focus, poly/ensemble, and more.

🏷️ all tags are canonical: everything you tag goes into the searchable record. no volunteer wrangling bottleneck.

💜 fandom-agnostic moderation: i care about the writing, not fandom politics or discourse. write whatever you want, tag it honestly.

it's a small personal project but fan communities deserve independent infrastructure.

if you enjoy fandom, i'd love for you to sign up and poke around. tell me what breaks. the source code is at source.tube/brennan/fanfiction.lol.

find me at brennan.day/accounts or email [email protected].

write whatever the hell you want! 💜