[blastydynamightno1hero]

How much monster energy can I drink until my brain explodes

[jammingwayy]

I BET I COULD DRINK MOREEE!

[blastydynamightno1hero]

Fuckin sugar gremlin

[iammia50]

and 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 not?! 🤨

[blastydynamightno1hero]

How much monster energy can I drink until my brain explodes

[iammia50]

𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧?! 😧

[fever-dreamer97]

Kirishima, calling on the phone:

Bakugo, picks up: Hello?

Kirishima: Hey dude! I had to ask you a question about that mission assignment-

Bakugo: Oh my God, do you know what time it is?! I thought someone had died! This is a “someone had died” time of night!

Kirishima:

Izuku, in the background: Kacchan, it’s 9:43.

Bakugo, yelling at him: It might as well be two in the morning, you nosy-ass nerd!

[iammia50]

bakugou calling him nosy like he isn’t eavesdropping on izuku’s conversations with other people is so ironic of him 😭

[blastydynamightno1hero]

Sparky got his arm stuck in a vending machine.

Sucks to suck

[iammia50]

how can one person not stop to think about how much of a bad idea it is to stuff their arm in a vending machine? 😭

[blastydynamightno1hero]

The idiot really wanted juice. But didn't stop to think about the millions of OTHER vending machines across Japan (or even just the area of Japan that we're in) that sell the SAME FUCKING JUICE.

[iammia50]

that’s insane 🫩

[blastydynamightno1hero]

The idiot could've just bought another one from a different vending machine. It was less than ¥151.

[iammia50]

giving kaminari (hopefully i spelled his name right) a f in the chat ✊

[blastydynamightno1hero]

I keep seeing your banner as the Scottish flag.

Are you colorblind

[iammia50]

It does look like the Scottish flag if it was black and orange 😅

[blastydynamightno1hero]

Sparky got his arm stuck in a vending machine.

Sucks to suck

[iammia50]

how can one person not stop to think about how much of a bad idea it is to stuff their arm in a vending machine? 😭

[blastydynamightno1hero]

The idiot really wanted juice. But didn't stop to think about the millions of OTHER vending machines across Japan (or even just the area of Japan that we're in) that sell the SAME FUCKING JUICE.

[iammia50]

that’s insane 🫩

[blastydynamightno1hero]

Sparky got his arm stuck in a vending machine.

Sucks to suck

[iammia50]

how can one person not stop to think about how much of a bad idea it is to stuff their arm in a vending machine? 😭

[blastydynamightno1hero]

Driving in my car right after a beer

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer

[iammia50]

no drinking and driving, that’s how you get in a car accident or potentially hit someone or something

ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ

[blastydynamightno1hero]

I was referencing a meme that's been stuck in my damn head

[iammia50]

oh 💀

[blastydynamightno1hero]

Driving in my car right after a beer

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer

[iammia50]

no drinking and driving, that’s how you get in a car accident or potentially hit someone or something

ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ

[blastydynamightno1hero]

Those are his shirts now

The damn thief. I'm gonna end up having to walk around shirtless at this rate.

[iammia50]

just take his meme shirts then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[num1amfan]

mpreg

AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!

[iammia50]

PREGNANT 🫵

[num1amfan]

you're pregnant and short?

WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS?

[raegaming]

Wait, you're pregnant?

[num1amfan]

NO, NO I AM NOT

[raegaming]

Are you sure...? Need to get an ultrasound?

[num1amfan]

I AM sure actually!

[iammia50]

but you never know tho 👀 you probably 𝗮𝗿𝗲 pregnant but you’re in denial (￢ ￢)

[num1amfan]

you're pregnant and short?

WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS?

[iammia50]

ofc, why stop talking about it? you don’t realize that it’s probably true 😌

[num1amfan]

Don't speak EVIL upon me

[iammia50]

this is no evil, you are pregnant and you will accept the universe calling 🫰

[num1amfan]

...i KNOW how pregnancy works now, you can't fool me anymore pal

[iammia50]

except the times you’ve been hit by a quirk might’ve given you the chance to experience it ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

[num1amfan]

so i 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 found out that you’re 5’11 in the future, does that make you feel better about your current height?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

YES YES THANK ALLMIGHT YES I WIN-

i mean,, of course I am, I TOLD you I had another growth spurt

[iammia50]

Bakugou probably got tall too so idk 🤷‍♀️

[num1amfan]

Don't talk to me

[iammia50]

it’s never that deep 😭

[num1amfan]

You said probably, he could be done growing right now

[iammia50]

we can’t be sure tho, i saw a glimpse of his future self and he looks taller than he currently is 💀

[num1amfan]

I'm taller,, believe me please

[iammia50]

you might not get taller than bakugo tho :v

[num1amfan]

Yes I will.

[iammia50]

if you’re not taller than him now then i doubt you ever will in the future

[num1amfan]

Pregnant 🫵

GUYS PLEASE

[iammia50]

it’s your fate, accept facts ✨✨✨

[num1amfan]

STOP, I WILL GO VIGILANTE ON YOUR ASS

[iammia50]

i’mma go get uraraka and iida to fake harm bakugo to prevent that (・`ω´・)

[num1amfan]

you're pregnant and short?

WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS?

[iammia50]

ofc, why stop talking about it? you don’t realize that it’s probably true 😌

[num1amfan]

Don't speak EVIL upon me

[iammia50]

this is no evil, you are pregnant and you will accept the universe calling 🫰

[num1amfan]

Pregnant 🫵

GUYS PLEASE

[iammia50]

it’s your fate, accept facts ✨✨✨