Yes, Mary Here,

reporting live on the perils of my completely uninteresting and tiresome days.

[bisexualgambit]

You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx

[detailedart]

A visual allegory of “your party was going great and all, you were carried on a throne, and your parents came back sooner than they swore”. Details: various interpretations of The Empire, by Thomas Cole (1801-1848). Details by Steven Zucker.

[bewegungslos]

mood: wanna move to another city and start a new life

[iampleadingthefifth]

:)

[lorelaigilmoure]

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

[bisexualgambit]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[grayskymorning]

Sunbird Cottage | Miss Moss

[cams-archive]

[iampleadingthefifth]

I wonder if I’ll get bad again

[aliciavikander]

[understands]

[seriousjones]

[theycallmey]

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

[coolxatu]

what if god was one of us…

[iampleadingthefifth]

The day was good

[iampleadingthefifth]

I wonder if I’ll ever wake up and not feel like I’m ever good enough lmao hey! what’s up?

[11990904]

source

[redlipstickresurrected]

Miles Van Rensselaer (American, b. 1973, Lopatcong, NJ, USA) - Jari Jari Gelas Totem, 2016, Sculptures: Bronze and Glass