So many thoughts so little patience

So I'm really good at nearly dying but not quite :) anyways I'm a female teen who likes stuff (cartoons, games, crafts, you can probably find specifics from my posts or just asking) I put a lot on here bc I like to talk but I am aware that not everyone wants to hear every thought from my head so I post stuff instead of annoying my friends' ears off :3

[thechaosvampire]

Hey so like. What category would I fall into if I was fine with the gender I was assigned at birth/within society but IF society wasnt so structured around people being these Two Genders I would probably not have one/switch em up...

Where would that put me?

[iamstillalivesomehow]

So im considering being a demigirl, bc I do still like feminity and especially dressing up (I feel so pretty and cool when I put together a cool outfit) but like. Inside. Being a girl is more like one of my personality facets. And not all my facets are shining at once. Also i want the option of being Not a girl sometimes. But I still wanna be a girl. So, demigirl. For now.

[iamstillalivesomehow]

I was like 10 seconds away from a heart attack bc omg. Omg where is my ring. Why isnt it on my finger? I dont remember taking it off oh carp what did I do with it oh no how long has it been missing????

Yall. My ring lives on my other hand. Same finger. Opposite side.

[iamstillalivesomehow]

I just got s cookie crumb in my ear that was terrifying

[iamstillalivesomehow]

Oh boy time to play my favourite game: Do They Like Me Or Are They Just Like That?

[cranberry-branflakes]

tumblr can I have a hug

[iamstillalivesomehow]

Accidentally killed someone but they were an anomaly sooooo😘😘🥰🥰

[iamstillalivesomehow]

Shift 16, no deaths, and an inv full of coffee....

[iamstillalivesomehow]

This game is so unserious

'I was in a huge accident, I had to be put in an ambulance and get rushed to the hospital! They did an x-ray! My life was in danger, i was in critical condition!' 'Oh no, what happened?' 'I was bruised'

AND THEN WE GIVE THEM A WHOLE ASS MEDKIT AND THEY JUST GO 'Oh thanks, I feel better now' AND WALK OFF

[iamstillalivesomehow]

'Critical patient' and theyre freaking CANADIAN

[iamstillalivesomehow]

My dog is attempting to lick my face while my other dog is licking his face

[iamstillalivesomehow]

Me: coughs

My dog: literally jumps over a couch and catapults himself into me

[iamstillalivesomehow]

18 notifications and ALL of them are people LIKING my COMMENTS

It truly amazes me when someone likes multiple of my comments from different posts

Like oh, im that funny to you, ok

[iamstillalivesomehow]

Shout out to the hair salon im trying out for having more pronouns than ive ever seen before INCLUDING FEY/FAE

Thank you for supporting my identity as a mythical creature who enjoys contracts and mischief

[iamstillalivesomehow]

Oooooooh dear I may have ingested too much h nail polish ohhh no

[iamstillalivesomehow]

Me: ok I really need to sleep now

Also me: *sends in application to be cast in American High shorts*

[kind-of-human2]

this came to me in a vision

[iamstillalivesomehow]

Sourdough bread cant teleport :(