I feed on chaos

I am The Chaos Vampire. I feed on chaos. This seems like a good place to find chaos.

[thechaosvampire]

When you tell your friend something and they type for 10 minutes

[thechaosvampire]

Hey so like. What category would I fall into if I was fine with the gender I was assigned at birth/within society but IF society wasnt so structured around people being these Two Genders I would probably not have one/switch em up...

Where would that put me?

[thechaosvampire]

anyone got any good lesbian ballerina fics?

[thechaosvampire]

Me desperately trying not to make a dirty joke bc it would NOT be the right crowd but someone just said 'how far in are you'

[thechaosvampire]

Me when I finish a good book AND get a nice long heartfelt apology from my bf in one day:

[thechaosvampire]

I just had a baffling interaction with my friend

Them: does something in order to illicit a certain emotion as a reaction

Me: reacts with that emotioned

Them: 'oh no I hope you feel better soon'

Me: ?????

[thechaosvampire]

Guys one of my accounts has officially made it its gotten the the point where porn bots have started following me

This does mean I have a porn bot following me. But it also means im relevant enough for a porn bot to follow me

[thechaosvampire]

The same person just liked 5 of my comments

Not posts, COMMENTS

I have to assume this was accidental bc otherwise literally how

[thechaosvampire]

Hey guys what menstrual phase is it that makes you feel like every emotion is multiplied by like 150 or is that just not a thing

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[highimpactemotions]

As will I.

[too-many-hyperfixations]

2 NOTES?

[creatures-in-posts]

This post is an accursed creature

[no-place-for-hate]

@worldheritagepostorganization

[thechaosvampire]

Well isnt this interesting?

[thechaosvampire]

So funny how 80% of girls will go 'omg my thighs are so big and they get so HUGE when I sit down ugh I hate it'

And 80% of guys will go 'i want you to sit on my face'

[thechaosvampire]

Sorse

[voiceofthe-silly]

what is going on in my drafts lmao

[thechaosvampire]

Scary

[voiceofthe-silly]

????

[mentodento]

Oh you also got one. Im betting on jnadvich or iamstillalivesomehow

[iamstillalivesomehow]

Bit rude but ok

[mentodento]

Hey idk man its up both of you guys' alleys to do a small joke like this and as far as ive seen its only happened to me and finn so

[iamstillalivesomehow]

So if I post one its automatically jnadvich

[mentodento]

Probably

[iamstillalivesomehow]

hmmm

[jnadvich]

that was NOT me bro🙏🙏🙏

[thechaosvampire]

Thats what YOU think

[jnadvich]

WHO ARE YOU

[thechaosvampire]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

no fr im just a worm who thought itd be fun to get in on whatever this is

[voiceofthe-silly]

????

[mentodento]

Oh you also got one. Im betting on jnadvich or iamstillalivesomehow

[iamstillalivesomehow]

Bit rude but ok

[mentodento]

Hey idk man its up both of you guys' alleys to do a small joke like this and as far as ive seen its only happened to me and finn so

[iamstillalivesomehow]

So if I post one its automatically jnadvich

[mentodento]

Probably

[iamstillalivesomehow]

hmmm

[jnadvich]

that was NOT me bro🙏🙏🙏

[thechaosvampire]

Thats what YOU think

[thechaosvampire]

Ok but out of context the lines

"I think I'm bisexual."

"You're gay."

[thechaosvampire]

Ok I don't even remember the context here what

[thechaosvampire]

Oh, to be a smut writer....

NO ONE

would be safe.